Monday, 14 February 2011

News, Views and Music Issue 91 (Top Ten): Strange Censorship Decisions




Amazing isn’t it – translate your censor-baiting into German and the time-pressed censors let it pass. Perhaps Grace was still smarting from the fact that the censors hadn’t banned her drug-filled song ‘White Rabbit’ – after all, banning a song did give it a kind of kudos in 1967. In a nice piece of synchronicity this week we’re looking at five other songs that avoided the censors’ discriminating ears – as well as five songs banned on such unusual grounds that you have to ask ‘what on earth were they thinking?!’ Naturally, most of our examples ehere are from the 1960s – most of our site does involve bands from that decade after all – but modern readers neededn’t feel so smug looking back and laughing at the mistakes made 40 years ago. For instance, how on earth did lines like ‘I tore your clothes off and filled you on the bonnet’ (Babybird’s ‘You’re Gorgeous’ 1995), not to mention ‘Don’t marry her, f*ck me’ (Beautiful South 1996) get past the censors when the likes of Oasis have to stick ‘parental guidance’ stickers on their CDs for flipping instrumentals?! The world’s gone ‘bark’-ing...

Anyway, here is the first part of our top five : - AAA songs that were banned from radio airplay without good reason

5) Run Around (Jefferson Airplane, single from 1966; offending line ‘The nights I’ve spent with you have been fantastic trips’): The Jefferson Airplane’s promising career was cruelly nipped in the bud when censors took exception to what was, even in 1966, quite an innocent line. The narrator of the song is excited by finally meeting the girl of his dreams and she ‘transports’ his grey, dull life in the most magical means. Try telling that to the censors, though, who saw far more of an entendre in this line about their ‘journey’ together than the band probably meant. 

4) Nowadays Clancy Can’t Even Sing (from the Buffalo Springfield’s 1966 album ‘Buffalo Springfield’; offending line ‘Who should be sleeping but whose writing this song? Wishing and a-hoping he weren’t so damn gone’): Unbelievably, the only time to date that Neil Young has skirted with censorship was with his very first published song, as performed here by fellow Buffalos Stephen Stills and Richie Furay. The band’s first single, this song was banned from radio broadcasts partly because of the now laughably unoffensive swear word ‘damn’ (not necessarily enough to get an outright ban back in 1966 but frowned upon all the same) and the song’s groundbreaking three-and-a-half minute length. The Springfield needn’t have worried – follow-up single ‘For What It’s Worth’ gave the band their only real hit, but even that classy pacifist song came close to being banned for ‘inciting unrest’, would you believe!

3) Dead End Street (Kinks single from 1966; offending line – all of it): There was a movement to ‘ban’ this song from radio-play because it was ‘morbid’ – luckily common sense prevailed on most of the stations that mattered (after all, if you could ban a song for being morbid then surely 99% of the 1980s has to go!) However, the fallout surely prevented this song being a bigger hit than it actually was (barely top 10 in the UK), as did the banning of The Kinks’ first ‘proper’ promo video, featuring the four band members messing around with coffins. By contrast, this video wasn’t deemed to be ‘morbid’, just in ‘seriously bad taste’ as the band sought to equate death with humour!

2) Let’s Spend The Night Together/Street Fighting Man (Rolling Stones singles from 1967 and 1968 respectively; offending lines include the title phrase on the former song and the whole of the latter): ‘Let’s spend some time together’ doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, but that’s what an unhappy Mick Jagger was forced to sing live on air on the ED Sullivan TV show. Some, but not all that many, radio stations followed suit even though the phrase sounded fairly tame even at the time (after all, as the band pointed out, the couple in the song aren’t necessarily sharing the same bed are they?) Fans are curious about this decision now and yet most of them accept the even weirder decision to ban ‘Street Fighting Man’ from 1960s radios because it ‘incited violence’ – even a cursory listen to the lyrics reveal that the character is despairing because nobody else is joining him in protest in ‘London sleepy town’. Oh and while we’re on the subject, how come these two songs rubbed the censors up the wrong way and they let the band get off scot free with the Satanist celebration ‘Sympathy For The Devil’, underage groupie ode ‘Stray Cat Blues’, the rapist as hero song ‘Midnight Rambler’ and the horribly offensive black slave girl song ‘Brown Sugar’ which is still played happily on radios today?! 

1) A Day In The Life (the final track on The Beatles’ 1967 LP ‘Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band; the offending line ‘4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire’): ‘Sgt Peppers’ was trailed as being such an ‘event’ in the summer of love that even the censors took note of reviews of preview copies of the Beatles’ latest eighth LP. Reading that the LP was ‘all about drugs’ they poured over the lyrics of the album (printed proudly, for the first time, on the rear sleeve) and amazingly missed the most obvious one of all, the LSD initials of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds. They did, however, read a seemingly nonsense lines about ‘holes’ that made no sense in the context of the song. ‘Aha!’ went the censors, ‘this line is clearly about a drug user shooting up in his arm’ and banned the album’s final epic song (in truth, of course, it’s a typical Lennon piece of gibberish about how such trivialities as roadworks sit side by side with war and death in our newspapers which genuinely was in the Daily Mail with the caption ‘there is now 1/40th of a hole per resident in Lancashire). Thankfully the ban on this song was lifted sometime in the 1970s.

And now, five songs that did escape censorship, even though they still have a shock factor nowadays...

5) Arnold Layne (Pink Floyd single from 1966 – lines that, erm, are a bit suggestive – all of it): This is a song from a cross-dresser who steals women’s underwear from washing lines, released by a band who were then unknown and hardly in a position to put pressure on the censors to let it pass. And yet amazingly nobody seemed to think this song was strange at the time – perhaps they couldn’t understand Syd Barrett’s slurred and sly lead vocal or simply didn’t understand the words, but surely to modern ears they couldn’t sound more obvious? I’m amazed no censor echoed the judge in this song and said ‘Pink Floyd, don’t do it again!’

4) Lola (a single by The Kinks from 1970 – lines that are suggestive, err all of it): ‘Hang on a minute’ the knowledgeable listener will be saying, ‘Lola was banned by the BBC’. Very true and they even went to the extent of forcing Ray Davies to fly back to London from an American tour so that the line ‘coca-cola’ would be changed to ‘cherry cola’ (the BBC aren’t allowed to ‘plug’ individual confectionary products like this). But I’m amazed that the song wasn’t banned outright for other reasons – after all, a song about transvestites causing controversies nowadays, never mind in 1970 and Ray doesn’t exactly hide what’s happening in the song, even if his narrator’s too  naive to work it out for himself. And yet lines like ‘I bet I’m a man, so’s Lola’ and ‘I’m not dumb but I can’t understand, why she walked like a woman and talked like a man’ were allowed to pass. The line ‘foggin’ up my eyes’ from the Kinks’ follow-up single ‘Apeman’ also sounds deeply suspicious to me and like another f-word entirely, despite the band’s claims of innocence.

3) The Games We Play/ Step Inside (two songs by The Hollies from their 1967 ‘Evolution’ and ‘Butterfly’ albums respectively): The Hollies managed to bypass every single ‘ban’ during their career, which is impressive given how close to the wire some of them go, especially the strip-club scenario ‘Stop! Stop! Stop!’ (I’ve even read that successful singles like ‘On A Carousel’ is about drugs, but that sounds questionable to me so I’ve left it out of this list) But the two most risqué lyrics of all are this pair of psychedelic album gems. The first drips with sarcasm and mock-innocent voices over the ‘games’ the narrator and his girlfriend ‘play’ when the ‘grown-ups’ are out the house, with lines like ‘leaving us alone, the temptation’s far too strong’ leaving everything clear in the listener’s mind. The second song, a delightful pop song with a narrator urging his girlfriend to stay the night, features the line ‘if it gets too late I have a bed that you can use’ – not that suggestive a line nowadays, but in the same year that the Stones’ ‘Let’s Spend the night together’ got banned this is tantamount to getting away with the musical equivalent of the Great Train Robbery!

2) Here Comes The Nice (a Small Faces single, also from 1967, with several offending and suggestive lines): Perhaps someone on the 1967 censor board should have had a background as a drug addict, because there’s no way the Small Faces would have got away with this song if someone official had known even a little bit about drug slang terms from the 1960s. ‘He’s got what I want, he knows what I need, he’s always around if I need some speed’ is so blatant it almost comes with a flashing warning sign and there are plenty of others – ‘you don’t need money to open your eyes’ ‘make me feel like no one else could’, there’s plenty more. As if miffed by missing such an ‘obvious’ drug song, the censors do try and ban the band’s follow-up ‘Itchycoo Park’ for the line ‘we’ll get high’ but  a lot of lies from the band’s management over how the park was a ‘real’ one at the top of a hill’ let them get away with it!

1) White Rabbit (a Jefferson Airplane single from 1967, with drug references throughout!): Hmm, ‘one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small and the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all...’ Later on there’s even a ‘hookah-smoking caterpillar!’ ‘No, nothing wrong with that!’, say the censors, ‘but that ‘A Day In The Life’ is all about drugs!’ What were they thinking?! To be fair, Grace Slick’s song (her first ever for the band, would you believe!) is pointing out how hypocritical society is – the fact that the children of the 1960-s were being warned not take drugs when 1) their parents did (The Stones’ ‘Mother’s Little Helper’ is even more damning) and 2) so many drug references appear in perfectly respectable children’s fiction. This song takes most of its images from Lewis Carroll’s ‘Through The Looking Glass and What Alice Found There’ to give the book its official title, which seems to have been a popular hippie tome given that John Lennon uses it for ‘I Am The Walrus’ later on in the same year. Perhaps the censors, themselves brought up on the book, didn’t see anything wrong with these references – but you have to ask how anyone can miss Grace’s final yell of ‘FEED YOUR HEAD!!!!!’ and still miss it’s meaning!

And that’s all for another week. We’ll be back soon – if the censors don’t get to us first!

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4) Songs For The Autumn
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5) National Wombat Week
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6) AAA Box Sets
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7) Virus Songs
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8) Worst AAA-Related DVDs
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11) Political Songs
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12) Totally Bonkers Concept Albums
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13) Celebrating 40 Years Of The Beatles' White Album
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14) Still Celebrating 40 Years Of The Beatles' White Album
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15) AAA Existential Questions
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16) Releases Of The Year 2008
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17) Top AAA Xmas Songs
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18) Notable AAA Gigs
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19) All things '20' related for our 20th issue
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20) Romantic odes for Valentine's Day
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21) Hollies B sides
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22) 'Other' BBC Session Albums
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23) Beach Boys Rarities Still Not Available On CD
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24) Songs John, Paul and George wrote for Ringo's solo albums
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25) 5 of the Best Rock 'n' Roll Tracks From The Pre-Beatles Era
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26) AAA Autobiographies
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27) Rolling Stones B-sides
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28) Beatles B-Sides
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29) The lllloooonnngggeesssttt AAA songs of all time
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30) Kinks B-Sides
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31) Abandoned CSNY projects 'wasted on the way'
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32) Best AAA Rarities and Outtakes Sets
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33) News We've Missed While We've Been Away
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34) Birthday Songs for our 1st Anniversary
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35) Brightest Album Covers
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36) Biggest Recorded Arguments
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37) Songs About Superheroes
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38) AAA TV Networks That Should Exist
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39) AAA Woodtsock Moments
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40) Top Moments Of The Past Year As Voted For By Readers
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41) Music Segues
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42) AAA Foreign Language Songs
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43) 'Other' Groups In Need Of Re-Mastering
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44) The Kinks Preservation Rock Opera - Was It Really About The Forthcoming UK General Election?
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45) Mono and Stereo Mixes - Biggest Differences
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46) Weirdest Things To Do When A Band Member Leaves
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47) Video Clips Exclusive To Youtube (#1)
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48) Top AAA Releases Of 2009
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49) Songs About Trains
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50) Songs about Winter
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51) Songs about astrology plus horoscopes for selected AAA members
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52) The Worst Five Groups Ever!
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53) The Most Over-Rated AAA Albums
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54) Top AAA Rarities Exclusive To EPs
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55) Random Recent Purchases (#1)
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56) AAA Party Political Slogans
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57) Songs To Celebrate 'Rock Sunday'
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58) Strange But True (?) AAA Ghost Stories
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59) AAA Artists In Song
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60) Songs About Dogs
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61) Sunshiney Songs
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62) The AAA Staff Play Their Own Version Of Monoploy/Mornington Crescent!
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63) What 'Other' British Invasion DVDs We'd Like To See
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64) What We Want To Place In Our AAA Time Capsule
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65) AAA Conspiracy Theroies
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66) Weirdest Things To Do Before - And After - Becoming A Star
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67) Songs To Tweet To
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68) Greatest Ever AAA Solos
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69) John Lennon Musical Tributes
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70) Songs For Halloween
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71) Earliest Examples Of Psychedelia
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72) Purely Instrumental Albums
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73) AAA Utopias

74) AAA Imaginary Bands
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75) Unexpected AAA Cover Versions
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76) Top Releases of 2010
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77) Songs About Snow
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78) Predictions For 2011
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79) AAA Fugitives

80) AAA Home Towns
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81) The Biggest Non-Musical Influences On The 1960s
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82) AAA Groups Covering Other AAA Groups
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83) Strange Censorship Decisions
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011/02/news-views-and-music-issue-91-top-ten.html

84) AAA Albums Still Unreleased on CD
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85) Random Recent Purchases (#2)
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86) Top AAA Music Videos
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87) 30 Day Facebook Music Challenge
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88) AAA Documentaries
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89) Unfinished and 'Lost' AAA Albums
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90) Strangest AAA Album Covers
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91) AAA Performers Live From Mars (!)
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92) Songs Including The Number '100' for our 100th Issue
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93) Most Songs Recorded In A Single Day
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94) Most Revealing AAA Interviews
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95) Top 10 Pre-Fame Recordings
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96) The Shortest And Longest AAA Albums
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97) The AAA Allstars Ultimate Band Line-Up
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98) Top Songs About Sports
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99) AAA Conversations With God
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100) AAA Managers: The Good, The Bad and the Financially Ugly
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101) Unexpected AAA Cameos
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102) AAA Words You can Type Into A Caluclator
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103) AAA Court Cases
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104) Postmodern Songs About Songwriting
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105) Biggest Stylistic Leaps Between Albums
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106) 20 Reasons Why Cameron Should Go!
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107) The AAA Pun-Filled Cookbook
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108) Classic Debut Releases
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109) Five Uses Of Bird Sound Effects
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110) AAA Classic Youtube Clips Part #1
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111) Part #2
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112) Part #3
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011/11/news-views-and-music-issue-121-top.html

113) AAA Facts You Might Not Know
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114) The 20 Rarest AAA Records
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011/11/news-views-and-music-issue-123-top.html

115) AAA Instrumental Songs
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011_12_04_archive.html

116) Musical Tarot
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011/12/news-views-and-music-issue-125-top-23-i.html

117) Christmas Carols
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011_12_18_archive.html

118) Top AAA Releases Of 2011
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011_12_25_archive.html

119) AAA Bands In The Beano/The Dandy
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/news-views-and-music-issue-128-top-five.html

120) Top 20 Guitarists #1
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/news-views-and-music-issue-129-top-ten.html

121) #2
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012_01_15_archive.html

122) 'Shorty' Nomination Award Questionairre
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012_01_22_archive.html

123) Top Best-Selling AAA Albums
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012_01_29_archive.html

124) AAA Songs Featuring Bagpipes

125) A (Hopefully) Complete List Of AAA Musicians On Twitter
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012_02_19_archive.html

126) Beatles Albums That Might Have Been 1970-74 and 1980
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012_02_26_archive.html

127) DVD/Computer Games We've Just Invented
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012_03_11_archive.html

128) The AAA Albums With The Most Weeks At #1 in the UK
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012_03_18_archive.html

129) The AAA Singles With The Most Weeks At #1 in the UK
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012_03_25_archive.html

130) Lyric Competition (Questions)
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012_04_15_archive.html

131) Top Crooning Classics
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012_04_22_archive.html

132) Funeral Songs
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/news-views-and-music-issue-142-top-five.html

133) AAA Songs For When Your Phone Is On Hold
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/news-views-and-music-issue-143-top-five.html

134) Random Recent Purchases (#3)
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/news-views-and-music-issue-144-top-five.html

135) Lyric Competition (Answers)
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/news-views-and-music-issue-146-top.html http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/news-views-and-music-issue-145-top-five.html

136) Bee Gees Songs/AAA Goes Disco!
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/news-views-and-music-issue-147-top-five.html

137) The Best AAA Sleevenotes (And Worst)
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/news-views-and-music-issue-148-top-ten.html

138) A Short Precise Of The Years 1962-70
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/news-views-and-music-149-top-eight.html

139) More Wacky AAA-Related Films And Their Soundtracks
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/top-five-for-news-views-and-music-150.html

140) AAA Appearances On Desert Island Discs
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/top-eight-aaa-desert-island-discs.html

141) Songs Exclusive To Live Albums
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/news-views-and-music-issue-153-top-10.html

142) More AAA Songs About Armageddon
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/aaa-armageddon-songsalbums-top-5-for.html

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In honour of this week’s review of an album released to cash in on a movie soundtrack (only one of these songs actually appears in ‘Easy Rider’...and...

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Having a family does funny things to some musicians, as we’ve already seen in this week’s review (surely the only AAA album actually written around...

Some artists just have no idea what their best work really is. One thing that amazes me as a collector is how consistently excellent many of the...

159) A (Not That) Short Guide To The 15 Best Non-AAA Bands http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/a-not-that-short-guide-to-15-of-best.html%20%0d160

160) The Greatest AAA Drum Solos (Or Near Solos!) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/the-greatest-aaa-drum-solos-or-near.html%20%0d161

161) AAA Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall Of Fame Acceptance Speeches http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/aaa-rock-and-roll-hall-of-fame.html%20%0d162

162) AAA Re-Recordings Of Past Songs http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/aaa-re-recordings-of-past-songs-news.html%20%0d163

163) A Coalition Christmas (A Fairy Tale) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/a-coalition-christmas-news-views-and.html%20%0d164

164) AAA Songs About Islands http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/aaa-songs-about-islands-news-views-and.html%20%0d165

165) The AAA Review Of The Year 2012 http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/the-aaa-review-of-year-2012-news-views.html



166) The Best AAA Concerts I Attended
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/the-best-aaa-concerts-i-attended-news.html

167) Tributes To The 10 AAA Stars Who Died The Youngest http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/tributes-to-10-aaa-stars-who-died.html



168) The First 10 AAA Songs Listed Alphabetically
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/the-first-10-aaa-songs-if-listed.html


171) The 10 Best Songs From The Psychedelia Box-Sets ‘Nuggets’ and ‘Nuggets Two’ http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/the-best-of-two-nuggets-psychedelia.html%20%0d172

172) The 20 Most Common Girl’s Names In AAA Song Titles (With Definitions) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/girls-names-in-aaa-song-titles-from.html 








180) First Recordings By Future AAA Stars http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/first-





185) A Tribute To Storm Thorgerson Via The Five AAA Bands He Worked With http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/a-tribute-to-hipgnosis-via-five-aaa.html



188) Surprise! Celebrating 300 Album Reviews With The Biggest 'Surprises' Of The Past Five Years Of Alan's Album Archives! http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/celebrating-300-album-reviews-10.html


190) Comparatively Obscure First Compositions By AAA Stars http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/comparatively-obscure-debut.html



193) Evolution Of A Band: Comparing First Lyric With Last Lyric: http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/evolution-of-band-comparing-1st-lyric.html







200) The Monkees In Relation To Postmodernism (University Dissertation) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/university-dissertation-monkees-in.html


202) Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain': Was It About One Of The AAA Crew? http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/carly-simons-youre-so-vain-was-it-about.html















217) AAA 'Christmas Presents' we'd most like to have next year http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/aaa-christmas-presents-wed-most-like-to.html




221) Dr Who and the AAA (Five Musical Links) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2014/01/dr-who-and-five-musical-links-to-alans.html

222) Five Random Recent Purchases http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2014/01/five-random-recent-purchases-news-views.html

223) AAA Grammy Nominees http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2014/02/aaa-grammy-nominees-top-twelve-news.html

224) Ten AAA songs that are better heard unedited and in full http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2014/02/ten-aaa-songs-that-are-better-unedited.html

225) The shortest gaps between AAA albums http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2014/01/the-shortest-gaps-between-aaa-albums.html

226) The longest gaps between AAA albums http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-longest-gaps-between-aaa-albums.html

227) Top ten AAA drummers http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2014/03/top-ten-aaa-drummers-news-views-and.html

228) Top Ten AAA Singles (In Terms of 'A' and 'B' Sides) http://www.alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/top-ten-aaa-singles-and-b-sides-news.html

229) The Stories Behind Six AAA Logos http://www.alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/the-stories-behind-six-aaa-logos.html

230) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! The Best Ten AAA Screams http://www.alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/the-best-aaa-screams-top-ten-news-views.html

231) An AAA Pack Of Horses http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/aaa-songs-about-horses-top-ten-news.html

232) AAA Granamas - Sorry, Anagrams! http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/aaa-anagrams-news-views-and-music-issue.html

233) AAA Surnames and Their Meanings http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/aaa-surnames-and-their-meanings-news.html

234) 20 Erroneous AAA Album Titles http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/twenty-erroneous-aaa-album-titles-news.html

235) The Best AAA Orchestral Arrangements http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/fifteen-great-aaa-string-parts-news.html

236) Top 30 Hilariously Misheard Album Titles/Lyrics http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/top-thirty-hilariously-misheard-aaa.html

237) Ten controversial AAA sackings - and whether they were right http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/ten-controversial-aaa-sackings-news.html

238) A Critique On Critiquing - In Response To Brian Wilson http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/a-critique-on-critiquing-in-response-to.html

239) The Ten MusicianS Who've Played On The Most AAA Albums http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/the-ten-musicians-whove-played-on-most.html

240) Thoughts on #CameronMustGo http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/thoughts-on-cameronmustgo.html

241) Random Recent Purchases (Kinks/Grateful Dead/Nils Lofgren/Rolling Stones/Hollies) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/six-random-recent-purchases-kinksg.html 

242) AAA Christmas Number Ones http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/aaa-christmas-number-ones.html 

243) AAA Review Of The Year 2014 (Top Releases/Re-issues/Documentaries/DVDs/Books/Songs/ Articles  plus worst releases of the year) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/aaa-review-of-year-2014.html

244) Me/CFS Awareness Week 2015 http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2015/05/mecfs-awareness-week-at-alans-album.html

245) Why The Tory 2015 Victory Seems A Little...Suspicious http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2015/05/why-tory-victory-seems-deeply.html

246) A Plea For Peace and Tolerance After The Attacks on Paris - and Syria http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2015/11/a-plea-for-peace-and-toleration.html

247) AAA Review Of The Year 2015 http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2015/12/the-aaa-review-of-year-2015.html

248) The Fifty Most Read AAA Articles (as of December 31st 2015) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2016/01/the-fifty-most-read-aaa-posts-2008-2015.html

249) The Revised AAA Crossword! http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2016_07_10_archive.html


251) Half-A-Dozen Berries Plus One (An AAA Tribute To Chuck Berry) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/an-aaa-covers-tribute-to-chuck-berry.html

252) Guest Post: ‘The Skids – Joy’ (1981) by Kenny Brown  https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/06/guest-post-skids-joy-1981.html


254) Guest Post: ‘Supertramp – Some Things Never Change’ by Kenny Brown https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2018/06/guest-review-supertramp-some-things.html

255) AAA Review Of The Year 2018 https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2018/12/the-aaa-review-of-year-2018.html

256) AAA Review Of The Year 2019 plus Review Of The Decade 2010-2019 https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2019/12/the-alans-album-archives-review-of-year.html



257) Tiermaker https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2019/06/alans-album-archives-on-tiermaker.html

258) #Coronastock https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2020/04/coronastock.html

259) #Coronadocstock https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2020/05/coronadocstock.html

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