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On which Paul Simon is at least a three trick-pony, writing a film screenplay, taking a lead acting role and creating some of his best and most forgotten music…
Late In The Evening/ That’s Why God Made The Movies/ One-Trick Pony/ How The Heart Approaches What It Yearns/ Oh, Marion // Ace In The Hole/ Nobody/ Jonah/ God Bless The Absentee/ Long Long Day
‘I
know Jonah he was swallowed by a song...’ or ‘The bigger the cushion, the
better for pushing!’
Not content with writing some of the best songs of
his – or anybody’s – generation, Paul Simon set his sights even higher in the
late 1970s, openly debating in the music press whether his next project should
be a film or a musical because he didn’t want to just make another album. Back
to suffering writer’s block again post ‘Still Crazy’ and still suffering from
wrist problems playing the guitar, Paul needed a new way of expressing himself.
The musical will come (‘The Capeman’ in 1997) but for now Paul went with the
film. Though both the music and film world at the time thought Paul had lost
the plot, it makes sense: ‘The Graduate’ had shown Paul how powerful films with
a musical soundtrack could be and he had been deeply envious of Arty’s acting
career (not least because his own cameo in ‘Catch 22’ got cut before filming started).
In the break between albums he set off learning what he could, hanging round
Hollywood and agreeing to compose the soundtrack for the film ‘Shampoo’ where
he met Carrie Fisher for the first time (though his part in the film again got
cut to shreds, with old music and a new version of this album’s ‘Long Long Day’
all that made the final cut). In a more explosive cameo he stole the show in
‘Annie Hall’, the breakthrough film in so many ways for Woody Allen where he
plays the film director’s love rival, a movie producer of all things. He also
played ‘himself’ in Eric Idle’s Rutland Weekend Television special ‘The
Rutles’, where he and Mick Jagger dead-panned their way through their supposed
fake rivalry with the pre-fab four. As luck would have it, Paul was also out of
contract, free from Columbia after a decade on the label and he was free to go
wherever he wanted – including somewhere that made films for a living such as
Warner Brothers, home to the Grateful Dead and, err, The Looney Tunes. At last
Paul was eager to get to work and all he needed now was an idea.
Originally Paul was only meant to write the
screenplay. Warner Brothers naturally wanted a soundtrack too and he saw the
commercial sense in that so he agreed to write the songs as well. Then, however,
came the real crunch: they wanted him to star in it. Paul, however, had no
plans to be an actor. His cameo roles had been five-minute jobs that didn’t
stretch him too much, but to carry a whole film? That was a whole different
test. This understandably shaped how the film was written: figuring that he
couldn’t exactly play a super-hero Paul went the other way and thought to
himself that he ought to write about what he knew best. Figuring that music was
what he knew better than anything else Paul wrote about that, but the world of
music that he knew – not the world of glitz and glamour but the real hard graft
of a band who nobody wants to see and yet who still want to keep playing. For roughly half his career at the
point of starting this film Paul had been a ‘one-hit wonder’. Tom and Jerry
scored just one hit together, while his spin-off Jerry Landis and his own rock
band ‘Tico and the Triumphs’ had just managed to scrape the charts once each.
At first Simon and Garfunkel hadn’t even done that well. Paul had spent most of
his career post the electric re-issue of [98] ‘The Sound Of Silence’ looking
over his career, wondering what might have happened if that song had been a
one-hit wonder since and he’d been forever associated with one particular genre
for the rest of his life. Paul plays
Jonah Levin, a middle-aged rock and roll singer-songwriter whose been living
off the one now-hated hit for too much of that life and is now so mired in
people's eyes in a particular point in time that he's stuck forever trying to
be that person in a changing record market he doesn't understand. Jonah,
has ‘been on this road nearly fourteen years’ and he has nothing to show for
it: the record company reject his new record, promoters cancel gigs without
telling him, his band get fractious and desperate for money and his style of
music has been replaced by newer, trendier bands (including the first filmed
appearance of new wave favourites The B-52s’). The only work he can get is
watching his precious music get smothered by mean record executives who don’t
know what they’re doing or reprising his old hit about the Vietnam War for a
nostalgia set on TV. Jonah’s personal life is wrecked too, with an ex-wife who
wants him to grow up and stop playing at being Elvis and a boy he barely sees
(played by Paul’s real life son Harper, just to show what an autobiographical
tale this – he’s a far more natural than actor than his sometimes
self-conscious dad). Even the band are played not by actors but by Paul’s real
band, with old friends Richard Tee, Steve Gadd, Eric Gale and guitarist Tony
Levin (whose life history is in here too, with ‘Levin’ being Jonah’s surname
too) playing the parts – and rather stealing the film as they do so (Richard Tee as the Bruce Springsteen E
Street Band style named 'Clarence Clampson' should have had his own spin-off
show!) There is no happy ending for Jonah, his life unravelling as he
unravels the canisters that contain his multilated recordings, just a realistic
one of a musician who still does what he does because he has to and because he
doesn’t know how to do anything else.
It’s somehow fitting that ‘One Trick Pony’ was a
failure. It’s not a film that would know what to do with success if it had had
any. I wonder, though, why this project hasn’t become at least a cult in the
years since it was made – instead most biographers dismiss it as a brief
expensive folly (in the otherwise exemplary series of CD-size pocket books Guide
To The Music of… - which in the case of Paul Simon even studies his live
albums in some detail - this soundtrack LP gets diluted to a simple page and a
half of large-size print, these oh so sophisticated songs reduced to a single
sentence in most cases), the film came out once very very briefly on DVD only
in America and it has been screened on TV in Europe only once, in the middle of
the night on Channel Five in the late 1990s. People point at Paul’s acting, to
the lack of stucture in the script and the sudden ending, to the fact that they
can only name one song on the soundtrack album as evidence that Paul had bitten
off more than he could chew. But for me ‘One-Trick Pony’ proves that Paul is a
master of all trades. His acting is great for someone so inexperienced, full of
deadpan humour and solemn stares that don’t tax him too much (though Paul’s sex
scenes are, it has to be said, most awkward – and there are a lot of them, with
exes, groupies and the boss’ wife). Certianly he’s a far more convincing actor
than Jonah’s idol Elvis ever was in any of his films. The script is powerful in
the way it portrays everything Jonah has ever known gradually disintegrating
and only really goes wrong by not knowing how to end (does Jonah’s album gets
released anyway? Though the guitarist steals it from under the nose of his
label, they must have kept a back-up copy. Or does his band splinter and he
gets a normal job to spend more time with his son like he threatens? The
greatness of this film though is in asking that question at all – should Jonah
keep doing what drives him and makes him extraordinary or become as ordinary as
the rest of the world because it’s easier on the people around him?) The cinematography
and direction by another New Yorker Robert M Young – who once was a news
reporter covering Vietnam protests and sit-ins for NBC - is excellent,
particularly the performances (with the light behind Richard Tee’s shoulder set
up to white out the camera whenever he moves just so at the end of a note, as
he always does instinctively as part of his performance). There’s a feeling
that everybody involved knows what they’re doing, which is more than you can
say for Simon and Garfunkel when they started out. And as for the soundtrack
album this alone makes it one of the greatest things Paul Simon ever did.
The album can be divided up into the songs that
Jonah ‘plays’ and the songs that Jonah ‘thinks’ (he is, I think its fair to
say, a less accomplished musician than Paul and more likely to stick to being
simple, though this purist rock and roll element was always a most under-rated
part of Paul’s appeal and the rockers work well). In the former category 'Late
In The Evening', the one song people know, isn't really characteristic of the
album and it's sudden injection of Mariachi horns (not what Paul asked for at
all from the arranger, but he liked the result enough to keep it in) is clearly
not something Jonah would ever have come up with. It is however as infectious
as a flea bite and as fun as a bouncy castle, a celebration of music that's
integral to our later understanding of why Jonah continues to struggle doing
what he does in the face of so much opposition. We've studied a lot of AAA
responses to punk by now: this album's title track might well be the most
interesting, an oh so 1950s song with so much going on that's deeply jealous of
the streamlined music the punks are making and yet still offers a blow for good
old-fashioned rock and roll. 'Ace In The Hole' is a glorious pastiche of every
early 1970s 'swamp rock' song that still manages to better them all, with
lyrics comparing living life to playing in a band, with Richard Tee a glorious
duet vocalist on a song that finally makes good on the gospel overtones that
have been in Paul’s work for a while. Finally 'Long Long Day' tries so hard not
to throw in the towel that the melancholy nearly breaks the song until Patti
Austen (not heard in the film version) arrives to offer long overdue comfort, a
similar homeless traveller drifting through life as the bus rolls on and on.
The film version, by the way, substitutes this tender verse with a verse full
of cheap and charmless string overdubs the record company have insisted on but
Jonah doesn't like at all (his deadpan 'River Deep Mountain High', huh?' at the
end of the playback is Paul's best line of the film) before swamping it with a
gloriously smoky version duetted with Richard Tee again in a tearjerkingly slow
version that knocks spots off the version that made the album. ). All four are
seen actually being performed in the film by Paul alongside Richard Tee, Steve
Gadd, Eric Gale and Tony Levin - Paul's backing band in real life for the whole
of this record and perhaps the greatest one he ever had (though the Central
Park gig of 1991 cuts close). They sound not unlike Tico and the Triumphs, the
more free-wheeling rock and roll band Paul helped form after his first split
with Art Garfunkel back in the 1950s.
Better yet though are the songs that have Paul
acting as a third-person omnipotent narrator, telling us what is in Jonah’s
head and what his motivations are. 'That's Why God Made The Movies' is a much
sadder take on why Jonah took up music than the upbeat version we got on ‘Late
In The Evening’: it's a Freudian song about needing love and something to hope
for, the songwriter 'adopted by wolves' in a rock and roll band because he has
no family who cares about him and nothing to hang around home for. Though his
parents give him a love for music, they also make him so unloved and so
unwanted that he has to go out in search of that love by making music of his
own, the tragedy being that nobody loves him any more. 'How The Heart
Approaches What It Yearns' is a truly sumptuous ballad as Jonah tries to keep
in contact with his safe and comforting family out on the road and it seems a
whole lifestyle away from the crummy motel he's just checked into. He feels his
heart like a magnet taking him to where he cannot go, even while the divorce
papers with his ex-wife are waiting to be signed. 'Oh Marion' is pure Paul
Simon despite being in Jonah's head: his character’s heart beats out of synch
with everyone else, he's got great brains he sometimes forgets to use and he's
deeply in love but unable to express it. There’s only one person who
understands him – and she’s in the middle of divorcing him, leaving him
driftless (Marion is clearly ‘Peggy’). The song also contains one of the
all-time great Paul Simon lines as the pair's friends and family look on in
despair, angry that they don’t understand this fatal attraction: 'The only time
love is an easy game is when two other people are playing'. 'Nobody' is all the
heartbreak Jonah is unable to express as he limps through one more tour as
alone and distraught as he's ever been in his life, empty, friendless,
rudderless, full of such desperate aching sadness and a world away from the
‘generic blues song’ its often dismissed as but one of rock’s most emotional
writers at his most emotional. 'Jonah' himself is aptly named, Paul spending a
whole song on his creation's namesake only with the difference that the bigger
thing that 'swallowed' him wasn't a whale but a song and one he can't help
chasing after, no matter how much it costs him and no matter how many of his
contemporaries gave up and grew up long ago. Finally, 'God Bless The Absentee'
is the song that keeps arriving across the film, the thin thread that ties the
increasingly different home and road lifes for Jonah. It’s a song of denial
which Jonah clearly doesn’t really believe that’s filled with typical Paul
Simon misdirection: 'my son don't need me yet, his bones are soft' shortly
after we’ve seen how much the father-and-son bonding means to his little one.
By telling himself his family are better off without him Jonah can fool himself
inmto playing another tour, but you know from this song’s punchy verses that
this absence is agonising for Jonah every bit as much as the folks at home. These
songs are, it’s true, too deep for Jonah the character to play – and yet the
songxs where he struts as Elvis are every bit as good and gift this album a
touch of drama and raw power other Paul Simon albums lack.
The story isn't Elvis'
though - in fact just the opposite with Jonah the ‘joker’ to ‘The King’ in
life’;s pack of cards. However Elvis hangs heavy on this album with both Paul
in real life and Jonah in the film besotted fans, desperate to re-create the
sheer impact of the young Presley on the world - even though Jonah is now
middle-aged and even Elvis himself couldn't stay young forever. His death in
September 1977, around the time when the first draft of the script was being
put together, hangs over it like a shadow: a warning of what happens to rock
and roll musicians who refuse to grow up and live to excess. Paul must have
been wondering why his teenage self ever envied his idol, who ends up being
patronised and acquiesced to death with food, drugs and painkillers. This
warning is something Jonah is reminded of several times by Jonah's wife, former
friends and record company bosses who want something 'new' while also asking
Jonah to stay in the same 'place' as his one and only hit, [230] 'Soft
Parachutes', a sweet song about the Vietnam War that must have sounded the most
outdated thing possible in 1980 when the film came out (it's not on the
original vinyl but it is heard in the film and on the CD as a bonus track) but
sounds rather sweet now. Not that Jonah was ever going to die of something as
millionaire-ish as a drugs overdose; instead Levin finds himself getting by
singing his hated hit on the TV for cheap money, touring down-and-out clubs
across England's backwaters where the promoters more often than not cancel
without warning and desperately trying to interest promoters with his old-style
music when they dismiss it out of hand for young punk bands. Jonah is a ghost
out of his time, denied every opportunity to prove what he can do and
unqualified for any other job, despite his ex-wife's desperate need for him to
settle down. Jonah is every bit like Paul Simon - driven, hard working,
perfectionist, self-aware and capable of writing brilliant music; but he lacks
Paul's faithful audience and his success. Paul's script reads at sometimes like
a there-for-the-grace-of-God-go-I missive, perhaps shared by Paul in some
alternate universe where Tom Wilson never followed up with his idea about
overdubbing electric instruments onto 'The Sound Of Silence', and at others
like a stubborn reply to Paul's ex-wife Peggy about why he does what he does and
why he has to do it or else. In many ways 'One Trick Pony' seems like a
'thankyou' to fans for making 'The Sound Of Silence' a hit and giving Paul the
only livelihood he ever wanted or could do - which is why it's so ironic his
audience have always seemed to enjoy kicking this record. However it’s somehow
fitting that this project, which is concerned more than anything with failure
(of Jonah’s inability to move with the times, of the strength of his marriage
in hard times, of the music business for chasing cents over sense) ended up
being a failure in and of itself.
There was no lack of promotion for the project
either – Paul, who had been with record label Columbia ever since they'd signed
Simon and Garfunkel back in 1964, was tempted into signing with the much bigger
budget label Warner Brothers, partly so they could help him finance both film
and soundtrack. The deal wasn't cheap either and was seen as quite a
game-changed in the record industry, with Warners also agreeing to buy up the
rights to Paul's solo Columbia albums at a cost and re-releasing them (which
slightly back-fired when this record got compared unfavourably to past works).
Paul also seems to have had a major falling out with someone from his 'old'
days somewhere: it's largely thought by those who know him well that Jonah's
record label boss (played by the film's only 'name' role Rip Torn) is based on
Walter Yetnikoff, head of Columbia's parent company CBS and relates to things
he said when Paul tried to interest him in his film idea (Lou Reed’s loudmoluth
producer may well be someone working for them too). Paul has many great qualities
but an ability to move on and forgive and forget was never one of them – this
bitterness does slightly colour the film after Columbia took a chance on him as
an unknown and gave him ten healthy years of record making. Warner Brothers’
takeover of his old music does, on the plus side, allow a box set of all his
music to come out under one banner, but I have to say that Warners never really
goes to town promoting Paul’s music the way than, say, Columbia do the Simon
and Garfunkel back catalogue. They just don’t care or need to; the music wasn’t
theirs, apart from three new albums and of those ‘Graceland’ is the only one
they’re interested in pushing because it’s the only one that sold, while they
have many bigger fish to fry with Paul a minnow in a big pond where once he was
a shark. In many ways it's no surprise
the film didn't do that well despite Warner Brothers' heavy promotion: it came
out in the middle of a peak period for action film franchises that starred
classic 'heroes' - 'Indiana Jones' and, ironically, 'Star Wars' (the irony
being that Paul's new girlfriend at the time was Carrie Fisher, who filmed
Princess Leia in the films; it's a wonder 'Pony' wasn't shown as part of a
double bill!) A film about failures starring unknowns to the general public
(even if almost everyone in the film means something if you're a Paul Simon
fan, with not only the band but much of Paul's management buddies getting
cameos) was always going to struggle in these times (as we've said before, the
only thing Simon and Garfunkel were never very good at was timing their product
to contemporary tastes - unless other people got involved).
Which is a shame, because the message at the heart
of the film – how long can you keep doing what your heart tells you and not
your head – is a good one and a subject that had cropped up quite a few times
on earlier Paul Simon albums. Many superstars get so big-headed when they make
it big that they often forget about the years of struggle that went into their
career (or not, as is the case for most boy and girl bands of today), assuming
their destiny was pre-determined and that talented others can always follow the
path that they took. Little do they realise that every star becomes a star
because of a path that’s unique to them and there is no blueprint for success
in the music business to follow – if there was, every rock band who got past it
would have been manager to somebody younger. With this in mind its no wonder
that so many artists fail to help others trying to achieve the same success
(nearly all the artists on this list started their own record labels at some
point—and nearly all of the groups ‘discovered’ by them and given heavy
promotion failed to make any impact whatsoever. I find it hilarious this film
inadvertently made a success out of the B-52s because the whole point of it is
that no one can predict the next big thing in music – not the musicians but
especially not the record label bosses who haven’t got a clue, however many
awards they get). But not Paul Simon: Jonah might be a talented failure, but
he’s a failure, no two ways about it, and Paul seems to go out of his way to
emphasise that Jonah really is himself, just a Paul Simon that happens to live
in an alternate universe without enterprising producers talented enough to overdub
electric instruments onto old recordings. ‘One Trick-Pony’ is very moving in the way it portrays the
underworld of the 1970s music business, with gigs that are cancelled at the
last minute for no good reason and promoters and managers looking to rip off
their artists off at every turn, all accompanied by music that tries so hard to
make sense of it all. Heartily recommended to everyone who wants a ‘real’ music
film, to complement the jaded digs of Spinal Tap and the sheer stupidity of ‘Spice World – The Movie’ (which is to ‘A
Hard Day’s Night’ what Donald Trump is to Lincoln), so attached do you
become to Jonah that you long for him against the odds to get a hit and make a
comeback album made on his terms that celebrates the sort of music within him no
one else can like ('Graceland' in other words if you're a populist; 'Rhythm Of
The Saints' if you're enough of a fan to see past that's records faults).
'One Trick Pony' then is the dark horse of the Paul
Simon canon, unknown by most people unfairly. But not everyone: as a fun piece
of trivia it's this album that seems to survive until the end of the universe -
at least if author Douglas Adams is to be believed. The 'Hitch-Hiker's author
had a run of dedicating books to whatever albums he happened to play
obsessively when writing them and 'One Trick Pony' is the main dedication in
his second book for the series 'The Restaurant At The End Of Universe'. Given
the plot's main thrust - with everyman Arthur Dent even further out of his
comfort zone and desperate to get back to a home he knows has been destroyed
and doesn't exist anymore - there are actually more similarities between the
two projects than you might suppose. Although sadly Marvin the Paranoid Android
doesn't appear in Jonah's band (this despite being a pop star himself of no
small repute - seriously, check out the two Marvin singles sometime which are
science fiction's finest releases!) Jonah's band are definitely on pan-galactic
gargle-blasters by the second half of the film. Interestingly 'Restaurant' was
a rare case of Douglas actually getting on with his work (he famously once said
that he liked the noise of deadlines as they went swooshing past his head) -
and he must have been a friend enough of Paul's to be given an advance copy as
his book actually came out a full seven months before the album (now that's
time travel!)
One quick mention too for how the film soundtrack
differentiates from the album. I long for the day when we get a proper deluxe
re-issue of this album with about half an hour’s worth of material from the
movie stuck back in because it’s almost all different and fascimnating. ‘Late
In The Evening’ has been sped up a little to fit the credits but works well
like this, with an extra urgency. ‘That’s Why God Made The Movies’ becomes a
duet for vocal and bass guitar for a verse that’s reallty effective. ‘Ace In
The Hole’ is a whole alternate take that to my ears is crisper and strudier
than the album take played by the band live in their ‘club’. ‘Nobody’ has been
sped up and sounds nervier like this, less bluesy and ends not the way the
album version does but with the ghostly choir that just keeps going, the
saddest doo-wop on record. ‘Jonah’ features a different mix of the album take,
which alternates different combinations of instruments and at one stage ends on
a unique harmonica solo where the vocal would go, something that’s highly
effective. ‘Oh Marion’ ends early, the rest of the song mixed down so that we
get some great groovy bass playing that slinks out of the room. ‘God Bless The
Absentee’ is perhaps the most interesting, wrapped the whole way around the
album, sometimes with just the piano lick in place, sometimes wirth the verses
ending with extended solos, so that the whole song takes about an hour to play.
Best of all ‘Long Lond Day’ features in a scintillating live band performance
with Richard Tee duetting with Paul on a version that’s so much more poignant
and sad. We also get brief acoustic performances of this song and ‘Ace In The
Hole’ as Paul tries to play his songs to Rip Torn’s producer in the film – alas
these are broken off in the plot as the producer gets distracted time and time
again, but the latter especially sounds great done like this. Finally [230] ‘Soft Parachutes’ is an entirely
different performance in the film compared to the version on the CD re-issue
and rather better performed it has to be said, Paul singing in a style closer
to his ‘Simon Songbook’ days, slower and thoughtful. Oddly ‘One Trick Pony’
itself is mimed to the studio cut even though it’s one of the few tricks we’re
meant to think is ‘live’ (though the audience of extras do add some natty
handclaps!)
Well, we might be a long way off getting that deluxe
re-issue sadly – for some reason ‘One-Trick Pony’ just never really registered
with the wider public. I’ve never really understood why: Paul’s script is full
of the bewilderment and struggle of his best songs, his songs are a league
above those he was writing on ‘Still Crazy’ back to being full of warmth and
power as he really cares about the characters he writes about and the acting is
a lot better than it has any right to bem given that the only person with any
real experience in the film (Rip Torn) is only in two scenes. Perhaps the
public just couldn’t equate Paul with being anything other than a ‘one-trick
pony’ and couldn’t see him as either a leading actor or a film-writer. That’s a
real shame because this project has so much to offer, tying together several
themes that have been running through Paul’s work for years and looking at why
he struggles so hard to do what he does instead of getting a ‘proper’ job. With
a balance and variety that other albums like ‘Graceland’ and ‘Bridge
Over Troubled Water’, however good, can only envy, ‘One Trick-Pony’ has been a blot on
Paul’s discography for far too long and even though everyone has long assumed
this is an old nag that came in last, I put it to you that in the long run ‘Pony’
might yet be seen as one of Paul’s most daring and satisfying projects. As
usual with Paul the only thing the film really didn’t was the timing, being
just too down and too drab for a year full of colourful Hollywood sequels.
The
Songs:
Despite this project’s unloved status, there is one
song from the album that everyone seems to know. [228] Late
In The Evening was the first thing anyone heard
from the film and was deeply popular, perhaps because it sort of sits outside
the film, heard only over the opening titles. It is a song of triumph, the
motive for Jonah to keep making music as he remains how much it’s meant to him
across his life. A winning argument for why musicians take such ridiculous
risks in their career and sacrifice everything and everybody for the muse, it
recounts Jonah’s childhood and teenagerhood which also happens to mirror Paul’s.
As a toddler he hears the sound of the radio ‘coming from the room next door’,
instinctively recognising it as what he wants to do with his life (it’s worth
remembering here that Paul’s father Lou was a bandleader in real life). He hears
it again at the youth clubs when he’s trying to fit in, with the added description
of ‘a capella grooves’ (suggesting Paul is really remembering his own teenage
doo-wop obsession). By the third verse he’s no longer listening but
participating, with being in a band the one time that failure Jonah feels like
a somebody, forgetting his troubles as ‘I turn my amp up loud and I begin to
play’ and when he sings how ‘I blew that room away’ it’s not smugness but
surprise. All those years of trying to follow other people and here at last is
something that Jonah can do better than anybody else he knows. Of course he’s
going to stick to it and refuse to get a proper job. The fact that all this
happens ‘late in the evening’, when every other worker is relaxing or in bed,
even makes the time of day like a fairytale, a special time when normal rules
don’t apply and Jonah is no longer a pumpkin. By the last verse we’re getting
the story of how Jonah met Marion, how it gave him the confidence to say ‘I’m
gonna get that girl no matter what I do’ and he does, whilst admitting earthily
that ‘once or twice I been on the floor, but I never loved someone the way that
I love you’. The song’s infectious good-time groove, with a bass and guitar
bobbing up and down in tandem, needs to be one of Paul’s best riffs for this
song to work ands thankfully it is (a sort of slowed down version of [163] ‘Kodochrome’) and you can easily
imagine a group getting so carried away with this as a song that they really
would end up playing it late into the night. It is a shame, though, that this
song isn’t used in the film more as a sort of riposte to all the arguments that
Jonah is too past it to play, with the message that music is in his blood as we
never actually get to see the band play what’s always been something of a live
favourite. The horn lick in the middle has almost nothing to do with the rest of
this rocky song, by the way - as Paul himself has pointed out – and he was horrified
at first when he first heard guest dave Grusin’s arrangement for the score. It’s
not rock and roll at all but jazz and far too sophisticated for anything Nonah’s
band would play, but equally Paul recognised the sheer fun and escapism of the
part and left it intact, somehow fitting anyway as it mimics Jonah’s zest for
life. Steve Gadd also plays a distinctive drum lick that he used to teach in
musician academies for hos drummers could sound really big and powerful with
two drumsticks doubling everything to sound as if he’s playing a duet with
himself. A cracking start to any album, underlining from the first just why
Jonah the failed musician has reason to be so committed to his art.
[229] That’s Why God Made The Movies tells the same
story but without the joy and from the point of view of Jonah’s
subconsciousness rather than a song his band would perform in a club. On this
complex Freudian song Jonah feels abandoned from birth, telling us first that
the day he was born ‘my mother died’ but later that she ‘waved him bye bye’.
Figuring that nobody else is going to care for him Jonah sets off into the big
wide world to fend for himself. By the end of the song he’s been ‘adopted by
wolves’, the rock band he formed, a band of vagabonds who allow him to ‘grow up
wild’ away from the respectability with which everyone else lives their lives. Jonah
clearly associates his early betrayal with his tyearning for a crowd of people
to love him and why he became a musician. However this song also sounds as if
it came from an early draft of the screenplay when Paul wasn’t quite sure what
he was writing yet. The refrain, as said to Paul by his deperating mother, was ‘That’s
Why God The Movies’, with Hollywood a place for unloved and lost souls to go to
in order to find the love they crave. The metaphor works just as well for rock
and roll musicians and the phrase feels so tidy and so right that you can see
why Paul didn’t want to change it. Interestingly we never do see Jonah’s
parents or see them referred to except for this song (in real life Paul’s
musical family were more supportive than most, his dad even writing a couple of
songs for ‘Tom and Jerry’). Switching wildly between images of his mother and
his ex-wife, this song appears to be Jonah’s subconscious talking to us here,
telling us of his great need to be loved and his fear of being abandoned all
over again. This song sounds the other extreme to ‘Late In The Evening’ too,
being a slow reflective shuffle that’s full of sadness and longing (themes Paul’s
always done so well) perhaps filling in the story of what goes through Jonah’s
mind all the hours that he isn’t actually on stage. A pretty Hawaiian guitar
solo adds a dash of colour to the song, but it’s the track’s eerie echoing
synthesiser that adds much of the mystery and catches the ear with its mournful
heartfelt cries that the more poker-faced narrator would never reveal in his
tale.
By contrast again, [230] One
Trick-Pony is a surprisingly raw rock and roll track
performed ‘live’ by the band in the film (although this is, I think, the only
one of the three ‘band’ performances in the movie that’s mimed rather than
played for real). The performance might be raw (Paul’s typically polished vocal
aside), but this track is still pretty elaborate: flowing easily through
multiple sections, it shows once and for all that Jonah is not the ‘one trick
pony’ his manager, family and handful of fans make him out to be. The words,
too, are pure Paul Simon – who else would use the six-syllabled phrase
‘immaculate machine’ in a no-holds-barred rock and roll song?!? The title can
be taken both ways: on the one hand Jonah is a one-hit wonder, trapped in a box
the public won’t allow him to escape from. On the other he can’t just give it
all up and do a normal job because he was born to do this and rock and roll is
the only thing he knows how to do. Then again, the song is told from a third
person, of someone standing in the audience (perhaps Jonah at an Elvis gig?)
who lives a ‘normal’ life and a ‘working day’ that’s messy and chaotic in
contrast to the very rehearsed, co-ordinated performance on stage. The rather
muted applause given in the film by a rather bored audience waiting for the B-52s
to come out and perform seems decidedly unfair when the band have given such a
strong performance, only underlying the pressure on Jonah to give performing up
for something he hates (OK OK, so everyone whose ever heard more than one live
record will know that the sound of audience applause is hard to judge by
listening to an album after the event and is forever being ducked or raised in
the mix by engineers to make a group sound better. However, the local paper
chronicling this concert in the ‘One
Trick-Pony’ film called it a ‘muted reception’ and I’m not one to
argue so there!) The performance sounds great to me though, not so much rocking
as slinking, arriving stealthily and only revealing slowly just how many
weapons this band has in their arsenal, with Eric Gale’s guitarwork the
standout, playing some of the most mellifluous solos this reviewer has ever
heard (it means about the same as bodacious).
[231a] How The Heart Approaches What It
Yearns also
features some of Paul’s most devilishly tricky words, heard in the film as
Jonah is out on the road and trying to call his ex. Ironically this search for
love that led Jonah to become a musician has drawn him away from those who love
him at home and put a distance between them that’s even bigger than the
physical miles they’re apart. Jonah is in a Belvedere Motel. Away from home
everything is distorted and sad, even the TV on in the background making
everything physically ‘blue’. For all of Jonah’s talk of needing to be out in
the road this tale is about how our hearts magnetically turn towards the people
we love like a compass in times of stress, even though Jonah is in the process
of separating from wife Marion. I wonder too if Paul had been keeping a close
eye on his old partner’s music as this song is basically a re-write of Arty’s
Jimmy Webb cover [202] ‘Crying In My Sleep’. Paul wakes up in a fever,
imagining that he’s heard his lover’s voice but realises too late that she isn’t
there so tries to call her anyway, from a ‘local bar and grill’, watching his ‘coin
return’ in the days of pay boxes (and signifying, of course, the fact that she
isn’t there to look after him through all these dark moments any more). A
further verse has him back on the road, a ‘bone weary traveller’ lost in a fog
of his own making. ‘Where’s he going?’ shrieks Jonah in the third person. I’m
tempted to say he got lost in Cleveland, but what he really means of course is
that his home life is disintegrating the longer he stays out on the road. This
gorgeous piece of music features one of Paul’s typically fragile, typically
beautiful melodies and has the most delicate of synthesiser-come-string
arrangements running through it, buoying the narrator up with the comfort
blanklet he yearsn for and which lies just out of reach. The result is a real
tearjerker and is to these ears note-perfect, the re-recording on ‘In The Blue
Light’ in 2018 a hollow mockery of everything that made this era great.
[232] Oh Marion! comes at the end
of the first side and appears at first to be a lesser song among its more
distinguished cousins, possessing a basic boogie woogie beat and in places an
alarming Paul Simon falsetto. But dig a bit deeper and this song is pretty
impressive too, full of memorable couplets of homespun philosophy defending
Jonah’s decision to strike out on his own. Across the verses it’s a little like
The Wizard Of Oz – ‘the boy’ – i.e. Jonah – got brains, a heart and a voice.
What he doesn’t tell us is that he’s also got quite a nerve, sacrificing what
other people want him to do for this dream that he won’t let go. His heart may
‘beat on the opposite side’ to everybody else around him but the passion that
keeps Jonah going is no less important than the respect and security that
others work for, ‘shifted for safety’s sake’. Equally, Jonah has been blessed
with brains ‘but he don’t use them, that’s all’ – ignoring traditional
occupations for something that burns in him deeper than security and a
homelife. He also tells us that his voice is acting, a cover-up for how he
really feels when he’s lonely out on the road. Realising that his deeper
thoughts about life bring him and his loved ones only sorrow, Jonah contents
himself with being a clown, helping others out from their down moods even
though he shares them too. The song is
addressed to Jonah’s ex-wife, as if she is the only person Jonah knows who
would ever understand his predicament, but Jonah has nothing to say to her
except that ‘I think we’re in trouble here’ as neither half will budge over
their views of his rock and roll lifestyle and he wishes he’d listened to her
warnings. The song also results in one of the greatest lines of Paul’s career
as he tries to make sense of his complicated lovelife: ‘The only time love is
an easy game is when two other people are playing’. The result is the album’s
slow burner, a track that will come out of nowhere to be your favourite
somewhere around the hundredth playing.
[233] Ace In The Hole kicks off side two with a return to
Jonah’s band’s version of rock and roll (but in a different version to the
performance in the film) and you can almost smell the club atmosphere (filmed
in ‘The Agora Theatre and Ballroom’ in Cleveland if you were wondering) oozing
out of your speakers on this song. Richard Tee (playing the part of Clarence
Clamson in the film) takes over the vocals in the middle and his part-gospel
part-soulful tones actually suit the song a lot better than Paul’s own.
Primitive compared to most of Paul’s songs, the ‘live’ feel of the song and a
sterling group performance actually manage to make it more satisfying than a
lot of Paul’s carefully constructed work. The lyrics seem to be about Jonah’s
‘love’ for his music with the mentions of Jesus and dollar bills a red herring –
when he’s ‘down and dirty desperate’ and unsure of what to do in his life, the
music always kicks in to save him, although the song widens to take in
sideswipes at poverty, religion and defence against personal criticism (‘My ace
in the hole was I knew I was crazy, so I never lost my self control’). Jonah
can try and hide from it, try to lead a proper life, but whenever he gives in
his mkuse taps him on the shoulder and says ‘hey junior, don’t you know me? I’m
your guarantee!’ Jonah might sing about ‘stormy skies’ on this track, but he
also seems to enjoy his work and feels he is in exactly the right place,
especially on the delightful middle eight that finds Jonah and band getting back
onto the tour bus late at night after a successful gig, his mind still vibrant
and alive compared to the sleepy grimy cities around him (its no coincidence
that Jonah seems to inhabit a different time zone to the other non-musicians we
meet in the film, coming out late in the evening when the daily hustle, bustle
and grind is all but over with). The great group performance here also makes it
easy to sympathise with Jonah when his producer later over-rules him in the
film and makes him record a slowed-down version of this song, insisting on
overdubbing a gospel choir and strings to make it a ‘hit’ instead of the really
funky vocval ‘n’ percussion finale. In this case, less really does mean more,
although conversely the most thrilling part of the whole song is the quite
thrilling and complicated harmonies on the ‘roll on’ section, amongst the best
harmony work Paul has used without Garfunkel. One Trick Pony’s quiet ace in the hole, this song’s great
groove makes for a welcome change of tempo in amongst the more reflective songs
that surround it.
One of the problems with One Trick-Pony’s poor standing with Paul Simon fans
occurs in the next song, [234] Nobody, If you come
to this album first by leafing through the lyric sheet rather than hearing it,
then at first glance this song seems to be horrible: one of those typically
generic, nobody-loves-me-going-out-to-eat-worms songs and the sort of lazy
blues that the whole world and their dogs have recorded at some point
(literally, in the case of Pink Floyd and Seamus). The melody of this
song too is hardly one of Paul’s better ideas; the odd wash of synthesiser
aside, there is nothing really going on at all in this track. Yet hear the
performance of this song, especially in the context of the film, and something
magical happens: this performance is truly one of Paul’s best as he really digs
into this song’s feeling of desperation and loneliness, perhaps the pinnacle of
his many songs on this same subject. The song is particularly in the context of
the film where Jonah is alone on the road, overlaid with memories of his separation
from marion in court, wondering how it got so bad so fast. Jonah is so drained,
so tired and so lonely that he is questioning everything he has ever believed
in throughout the whole of his adult life. He doesn’t have a bed but wishes his
wife was there to make it, he has no one to share the very major emotions he
feels in his heart and nobody to tell his secrets to. The song is also not as
simple as it appears at first: sudden shifts between major and minor keys help
add variety, mirroring Jonah’s relentless searching for direction under every
stone he can turn. Meanwhile out of nowhere we suddenly get a doo-wop gospel
chorus of Pauls literally crying ‘wah’ over and over, on what’s actually quite
beautiful sound (and heard more in the film than on the album). These only make
Jonah’s weary vigil sound even more isolated by the fact his lead vocal is
excluded from their counterpoint warmth as they play in the background.
Sterling stuff.
[235] Jonah is
a complex character and he deserves an equally complex song, so Paul duly
obliges with one of the most elaborate compositions on the record with snazzy
percussion tricks and a lovely subtle orchestra once more. Presumably Paul
named his character after this song or at least the ideas in it. The most
famous Jonah was of course from The Bible where this Israeli man was swallowed
by a whale, something bigger than he was. Sent by God to warn the people of
Neneveh about their destruction, Jonah is nearly lost in a storm until God
sends a whale to (though technically the translation is ‘giant fish’) to eat
him up and vomit him on the shore days later. This Jonah feels as if he is
doing something he is meant to do but was swallowed instead by ‘a song’. Telling us that ‘no one gives away their dreams
too lightly’, Jonah also believes that all it will take is ‘another year’ of
playing the same clubs and then the dream will come true, although there is
also the feeling of ‘wait, didn’t he say that last time?’ Paul also asks us to
wonder where all the people who once shared Jonah’s dream have gone – and why
he is still standing. The stark matter-of-fact descriptions of the band at
work, doing mundane tasks such as tuning up and travelling between shows,
suggests that Jonah is struggling to work out why his dream drives him on when
the rewards are few and the reality is so dark and depressing. The song would
have worked much better if it was placed a bit earlier, like it is in the film,
to give us some idea of Jonah’s character – by now we feel we know him already
and this track is nearly superfluous. Yet this song’s strange mix of laidback balladry
and confused urgency also makes a fine fit for the troubled soul, unable to
settle down into the typically neat song structure many of his peers are
churning out.
[236] God Bless The Absentee
is another
special track, with a barely heard orchestral arrangement and a terrific
rolling piano lick. The song is heard in the film several times – it’s got too
catchy a riff to use only once – as if it’s a thought that occurs to Jonah
every time he travels between gigs (which is often, especially when they’re
cancelled like they often are in the film). Like the last song, Jonah is no
longer sure of why he pursues his dream to the exclusion of all else. He is now
a ‘working man’ every bit as much as any of his peers with his dream turned
into a slog and the entire film can be summed up with the sighing line that ‘I
have a wife and family, but they don’t see much of me’. Yet despite everything
Jonah sounds much happier with his lot on this track - even as he sings about
his regrets at leaving his family so often, Jonah has a smile in his voice. He
knows that he is doing what he was out here to do, comparing his work to a
surgeon as he ‘cuts away the sorroew and purified my past’ with his music. As
the film makes clear, Jonah is in denial throughout the song and for once is
not singing from the heart in this clever, catchy number. He tells us that ‘my
son don’t need me yet – his bones are soft’, believing that he won’t be missed,
even though we know from the scenes of dad-and-son together in the film that he
desperately will be. He also tells us
that he misses the ‘soft places’ of his exes skin where ‘I used to lay my head’
instead of the hard motel mattresses. However each time this song goes
somewhere dark and gets thrown out of whack and the music accelerates and
arrives at a million miles an hour, somehow the song catches itself and simply
moves back to a major key without any fuss, mostly thanks to that classic
rolling piano lick. It is as if Jonah has a re-set button he is ued to using to
keep his thoughts at bay and he uses them a lot. However it wasn’t just Jonah
that gave up a great deal to follow his rock and roll dream; his family
suffered for it too and this is secretly an anxious, worried song quite
different to how it comes across.
The album then closes with [237] Long
Long Day, which is suitably performed as a long long slow mournful
blues. Originally written for the ‘Shampoo’ film and heard in a superior form
in the film as played by the band, the record version is a duet with singer
Patti Austin. Jonah the songwriter is tired, both of his life and of his music,
and struggles to write something about how he is feeling. As his overwhelming
condition now seems to be one of weariness every waking hour tiredness is the
only subject he can think of to write about any more. Paul tells us that he’s
been ‘on the road nearly fourteen years’ (this puts it at 1966 compared to the
film’s premiere, a good hit for the [98] ‘Sound Of Silence’ hit as our model
for being a one-hit-wonder). He knows his dream isn’t done, that ‘you don’t see
my face in Rolling Stone’ and instead of being at the top of his profession he’s
stuck, ‘slow motion’, in some run down juke joint. So far, so depressing, but
the song sports a sumptuous arrangement and the sudden addition of some
breathtaking harmonies on the chorus hints that Jonah is not as alone as he
feels, giving the song a slightly optimistic air. There is also hope in the
song’s moving final verse, when Patti plays a passing stranger who takes an
unexpected interest in Jonah and the two lonely souls seem to have their
predicament in common, with the two of them weighing up whether to break the
silence and talk to each other or not. Ultimately, though, Jonah seems to pass
up this invitation and instead sighs one last time that it’s ‘been a long long
day’. Though perhaps the weakest of the ‘One-Trick Pony’ songs and decidedly so
in this performance the version in the film with Richard Tee singing Patti’s
lines really sparkles.
I like to think there’s a happy ending in there
somewhere though, because ‘One-Trick Pony’s greatest strength is how invested
you become in the characters. Though in many ways Jonah is an anti-hero,
sleeping with groupies even while he misses his wife and even sleeping with his
new bosses’ wife, he’s three-dimensional enough to win your sympathy as he
spends his middle-age in a young man’s business, still desperate for that one
last break that will get him through. Ambitious and determined Jonah may be,
but he also has a big heart and you feel for both him and his band and family
as they all have to cope with the ripples of this musical bug. Inspired in a
way he hasn’t been since 1973, Paul delivers some of his most moving sets of
lyrics and a handful of his best ever vocal performances, in sharp contrast to
the immaculate-but-empty craftsmanship of previous album ‘Still Crazy After All These Years’, a cold
shower to this album’s warm bath. No wonder Jonah was ‘swallowed
by a song’ throughout the film - when compositions as rich and varied as these
songs are out on the market you can’t help but think that the art of music is
worth all of the struggles and hassles, however many people get hurt and left
behind. Because music this good is important, not just to their creator but to
the people in the audience listening to them who can see their crazy chaotic rootless
restless lives mirrored back to them too. Good on you, Jonah. Now, when are you
releasing your follow-up? (Hey, if the B-52s can get back together than so can
the Jonah Levin band!!)
A NOW COMPLETE LIST
OF SIMON AND GARFUNKEL AND RELATED ARTICLES TO READ AT ALAN’S ALBUM ARCHIVES:
'Wednesday Morning 3AM' (SG, 1964) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2009/08/news-views-and-music-issue-42-simon-and.html
'The Paul Simon Songbook' (PS, 1965) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2017/01/the-paul-simon-songbook-1965.html
'Sounds Of Silence' (SG, 1966) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/simon-and-garfunkel-sounds-of-silence.html
'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme' (SG, 1966) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2008/07/review-7-simon-and-garfunkel-parsley.html
'Bookends' (SG, 1968) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2010/10/news-views-and-music-issue-78-simon-and.html
'Bridge Over Troubled Water' (SG, 1970) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/simon-and-garfunkel-bridge-over.html
'Paul Simon' (PS, 1972) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011/12/news-views-and-music-issue-124-paul.html
'There Goes Rhymin' Simon' (PS, 1973) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2008/07/review-56-paul-simon-there-goes-rhymin.html
'Paul Simon' (PS, 1972) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011/12/news-views-and-music-issue-124-paul.html
'There Goes Rhymin' Simon' (PS, 1973) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2008/07/review-56-paul-simon-there-goes-rhymin.html
'Angel Clare' (AG, 1973) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/art-garfunkel-angel-clare-1973-album.html
‘Breakaway’ (AG, 1975) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2008/07/review-68-art-garfunkel-breakaway-1975.html
‘Still Crazy After All These Years’ (PS, 1975) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/paul-simon-still-crazy-after-all-these.html
'Watermark' (AG, 1977) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.nl/2016/09/art-garfunkel-watermark-1977.html
'Fate For Breakfast' (AG, 1979) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2015/07/art-garfunkel-fate-for-breakfast-1979.html
'One Trick Pony' (PS, 1980) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2008/07/review-78-paul-simon-one-trick-pony.html
‘Scissors Cut’ (AG, 1981) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/art-garfunkel-scissors-cut-1981.html
'Hearts and Bones' (PS, 1983) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2008/07/review-85-paul-simon-hearts-and-bones.html
‘Graceland’ (PS, 1986) https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/10/paul-simon-graceland-1986.html
'The Animals' Christmas' (AG, 1986) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2013/12/art-garfunkel-animals-christmas-1986.html
'Lefty' (AG, 1988) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2016/11/art-garfunkel-lefty-1988.html
'Rhythm Of The Saints' (PS, 1990) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/review-94-paul-simon-rhythm-of-saints.html
'Songs From The Capeman' (PS, 1997) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/paul-simon-songs-from-capeman-musical.html
'You're The One' (PS, 2000) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/paul-simon-youre-one-2000.html
‘Everything Waits To Be Noticed’ (AG, 2002) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/art-garfunkel-with-maia-sharp-and-buddy.html
‘Surprise’ (PS, 2006) http://www.alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/paul-simon-surprise-2005-album-review.html
'So Beautiful, Or So What?' (PS, 2011) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011/07/news-views-and-music-issue-107-paul.html
'Stranger To Stranger' (PS, 2016) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2016/06/paul-simon-stranger-to-stranger-2016.html
Every Pre-Fame Recording 1957-1963 (Tom and Jerry,
Jerry Landis, Artie Garr, True Taylor, The Mystics, Tico and The Triumphs, Paul
Kane) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/simon-and-garfunkel-every-pre-fame.html
The Best Unreleased Simon/Garfunkel Recordings http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/simon-and-garfunkel-unreleased-tracks.html
Surviving TV
Clips 1966-2012 http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/04/simon-and-garfunkel-surviving-tv-clips.html
Non-Album
Recordings 1964-2012 http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/04/simon-and-garfunkel-non-album.html
Live/Compilation/Film
Soundtrack Albums Part One: 1968-1988 http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/simon-and-garfunkel-livecompilationfilm.html
Live/Compilation
Albums Part Two: 1991-2012 http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/04/simon-and-garfunkel-livecompilation.html
Essay: Writing
Songs That Voices Never Share https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2018/06/simon-and-garfunkel-essay-writing-songs.html
Landmark Concerts
and Key Cover Versions https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2018/07/simon-and-garfunkel-five-landmark.html
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