Friday 18 November 2011

News, Views and Music Issue 122 (Intro)

November 18th:

Dear all, this might be the last newsletter for a while as we take a ‘pause for the cause’ to quote Stephen Stills. Despite completing my medical report three weeks early – and ignoring a simply horrid scaremongering leter from the DWP about how dare I wait so close to the deadline and did I know my benefits for the entire futurew were at stake if I so much as missed by an hour – I’ve already been told I have my medical assessment at the end of the month. For those who don’t think this is a big deal see this site to know what we’re up against: In the meantime, we’ve been busy renovating the ‘Alan’s Songs’ section of the site – the one that’s taken longest to get right of all our 10 pages. We’ve no added a link to a wonderful site called ‘Best Ever Albums’, which allows you to post your favourite albums and give star-ratings to bands. You can find the link to the overall website on that page and above it the html code that will take you to my actual listing of 100 LPs (you can cut and paste it into your web bar – look at all these bits of tachnical jargon I’m using, anyone would think I knew what I was talking about!) No surprise to see that a whopping 77% of my choices comes from the 1960s and 70s or that ‘Smile’ is number one! Please leave me a comment and have a go at adding your top albums yourself – I’m intrigued to see what my reader’s tastes are! (Note: you can only add 40 albums at first until you’ve posted a few ‘star ratings’ and then you’ll get a chance to add 60 albums!) Now on with the news...


Lulu News: At long last Lulu has been booted out of Strictly Come Dancing which means I dont have to keep tuning in for the last five minutes or asking friends because, truly, what could possibly be more boring than people you dont like or care about dancing to music you cant stand. As you may have guessed, Im really not a fan of this programme and Im alarmed at how fashionable it seems to have become just a few years past the point where no one admitted to watching predecessor Come Dancing, simply because of some D-list celebrities (not Lulu of course), a bit of glitter and Bruce Forsyth paying for his pension. Please, Lulu, go and record that R and B record weve been waiting for you to make all your life and drop the light entertainment career you keep complaining about!

Simon and Garfunkel News: What a cop out last weeks Imagine film about Simon and Garfunkel was it was just the (admittedly pretty good) Harmony Game documentary from the Bridge Ovwer Troubled Water deluxe set thats been asvailable since Easter this year! Alan Yentob tacked on a few minutes at the beginning (none of which were helpful and all of which were filmed in his car were there no studios available) but otherwisae this was identical! How cheeky! Still at least it got Simon and Grafunkel trending on twitter. Altogether now #alansalbumarchives...

ANNIVERSARIES: November 22nd-28th: Would you believe, it’s that time of year again when no AAA musicians whatsoever were born – the only week in the year that happens! There are oodles of anniversaries of events however: No less than three important Beatles releases come out for the Christmas market on November 22nd (‘With The Beatles’ in 1963, ‘The White Album’ in 1968 and John Lennon’s last record ‘Double Fantasy’ in 1980); The Rolling Stones are temporarily banned from all BBC Radio for the heinous crime of - gosh – turning up a bit late for a show for the series ‘Saturday Club’ (November 23rd 1964); The Who play their first gig at London’s Marquee Club, the venue that will forever be linked with their name (November 24th 1964); Otis Redding scores the biggest single hit of his short lifetime with ‘Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa (Sad Song)’ (November 24th 1966); John Lennon returns his MBE, awarded in 1964, to The Queen along with a letter outlining his fury at Britain’s involvement in Biafra and Vietnam and, umm, ‘Cold Turkey’s poor showing in the charts. His Aunt Mimi is furious – she’s been keeping the medal in her living room and thought her nephew wanted to borrow it, not use it as a political gesture! (November 25th 1969); The Band’s farewell extravaganza ‘The Last Waltz’ takes place including AAA members Neil Young, Stephen Stills and Ringo Starr (November 25th 1976); 10cc split into two after just four albums, surprising all of the fan base who hadn’t spotted any signs of discord in the group (November 26th 1976); Paul McCartney and Wings’ little seen but fabulous concert film ‘Wings Over America’ finally premieres in the US some four years after being shot (November 26th 1980); The Beatles release their double EP ‘Magical Mystery Tour’, ahead of a screening of the TV special on Boxing Day; contrary to popular belief the soundtrack is very well received (November 27th 1967); The Rolling Stones start a four day concert tour at Madison Square Gardens, the highlights of which are immortalised on the most popular Stones live record ‘Get Yer Ya-Yas Out!’ (November 27th 1969) and finally, John Lennon’s last concert takes place – a three song cameo in the middle of a show by close friend Elton John. Lennon hadn’t been on stage for three years and only took part after Elton bet the ex-Beatle single his latest single ‘Whatever Gets You Thru The Night’ would make #1 in the American charts (November 28th 1974).

News, Views and Music Issue 122 (Top Ten): Facts I Didnd't Know Before Starting This Website

There’s always something you didn’t know isn’t there? For instance, I’ve just learnt that David Cameron first stood for office in 1997 in my home town of Stafford – thanks to not having any local connections and a surprising surge of good taste he was soundly trashed by not only Labour but the Monster Raving Loony Party too. In musical terms I like to think I know everything about the groups on this website – but past series of ‘Mastermind’ have proved that sadly I don’t (I did quite well on a Beatles round once, did OK on The Beach Boys and failed miserably at Belle and Sebastian. Now that Mastermind is back for another series I’ll keep an eye out for any more specialist rounds about AAA bands I can show off/fail miserably at).In the meantime, here’s 10 surprising AAA facts for you, things that I either never knew or only confirmed to be true after researching this site (what a shame the QI series has already done a series about ‘A’ or I’d have sent this lot in to the production team...):

The Beach Boys: Fans know of course that Dennis Wilson sadly drowned in 1983. Big fans will be able to tell you that Dennis was trying to retrieve objects he’d thrown overboard from his houseboat in a fit of pique the year before. True fans will know that the irony of this is that Dennis was the only Beach Boy who could swim any distance and the only one actually into the ‘surfing’ craze the band cashed in on. But how many of you knew that Dennis’ family had to get special dispensation from the US Government to have the drummer’s ashes buried at sea off the coast of California as per his request? Or that the request was only granted at the last minute thanks to the intervention of president Ronald Reagan, himself a Beach Boys fan?

The Beatles: I’d heard about this before working on the site but only half-believed it! When the band were looking at what to make as their third feature film (ie the one after ‘Help!’) someone at Apple (probably John Lennon) had the bright idea of buying up the rights to JRR Tolkein’s Lord Of The Ringos (sorry, Lord Of The Rings). The idea was that the four Beatles, who had at least read the book even if they weren’t all as big a fan of it as Lennon, would play the main roles with their usual supporting cast of Victor Spinetti and a few new friends to play the ‘lesser’ roles. Apparently Lennon bagged ‘Gollum’, McCartney was typecast as ‘Frodo’, Harrison would have made a spectacular ‘Gandalf’ and Ringo would, of course, be ‘Bilbo Baggins’(In fact that casting’s so obvious I’m amazed he wasn’t cast as Bilbo Baggins in the Peter Jackson feature films!) Back in 1967 when the project was being discussed Tolkein was still alive and not at all happy at the idea of these four rowdy pop musicians doing his book, but Apple did get as far as buying up the rights to the film – in fact the much hoo-hahed New Zealand-loving 72 hour long Peter Jackson version had to buy the rights to the film off The Beatles in order to make it in 2000! I wonder what the music would have been like? (Probably Bo Hansson’s ‘Inspired By Lord Of The Rings’ album, worst luck). And weirdly, that’s not the strangest project that nearly became The Beatles’ third feature film: there were also plans to adapt ‘A Talent For Loving’ into a film, with the Beatles four sides of a split personality into murder, rape and prostitution!

CSN: For years I keep coming across a single phrase: that back in 1979, at the prototype stages of digital recordings, the first musician to use the equipment was Stephen Stills. Alas the album was never released (it would have compromised a few outtakes from the ‘Thoroughfare Gap’ sessions plus bits and pieces from CSN’s ‘Daylight Again’ and his solo album ‘Right By You’ plus a few other songs and re-recordings of old favourites), which means that Ry Cooder is the person in the history books as the first person to actually release an album recorded using digital equipment (the wonderfully named ‘Bop Till You Drop’). The first song ever recorded using this technology, though, goes to a special synthesised re-recording of ‘Cherokee’ from Stills’ first solo album: you can hear it on Youtube here and, well, it’s weird actually, with the original’s emotional horns and frantic spirit replaced by a cold synthesised world. If nothing else, though, it proves that Stills beat Young at his own game yet agin, two years before the latter released ‘Trans’...:

Dire Straits: ‘Good morning, Mr Knopfler!’ ‘How do kids! What say instead of revising for your history exams you tell me how this riff I’ve been working on sounds? It goes like this – doo doo doo ‘Sultans Of Swing’... Chances are it wasn’t anything like this or the ‘School Of Rock’ film, but it is true that, before his big break at the age of 29, Mark Knopfler was a history teacher at the Loughton College in Essex. Not just for a couple of weeks in between gigs either but for three whole years (or one and a half ‘A’ Levels). Before that Mark had worked as a reporter at the Yorkshire Evening Post (a fact the clueless reporters didn’t seem to know when I went for a job interview there – you’d think the entertainment writer would have known that fact at least!) If only Mark had been my teacher, I’d have always done my homework for him...

Grateful Dead: I only found this out last week actually, while researching the ‘Sleeps With Angels’ review. Turns out that Courtney Love (lead singer of the under-rated Hole, widow of the lesser Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain and grunge icon) was born to a bunch of hippie-Christian parents who happened to be big Grateful Dead fans (Rumour has it that her dad – Hank Harrison - was the Dead’s first manager before they met Rock Scully – and all those years I’ve been wondering if she was related to Beach Boy Mike Love!) As a result, Phil Lesh, the Dead’s bass player, is Courtney’s Godparent – and he’s also Godparent-in-law to Kurt Cobain – which might explain why their lives took so many strange turns! (Who honestly thought of asking a member of the Grateful Dead to be a godparent? That’s like asking Michael Jackson to be a babysitter!...)

Hollies: Actually this is the one fact I did know for definitive before working on this site but it’s a good one: The Hollies used to have the longest gap between #1 singles of any band or artist that’s ever lived, according to the Guinness Book Of Hit Singles. They first reached the top in 1965 with ‘I’m Alive’ and only made the top of the charts a second time in 1988, when ‘He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother’ was re-issued on the back of its use in a beer commercial. That record time was 23 years and 65 days. However, if you count re-issues and re-recordings (as mos boosk do) then the new record-holder is none other than George Harrison, who first topped the charts in 1971 with ‘My Sweet Lord’ and again with the re-recorded version in 2002 the year after his death, a gap of 31 years!

Jefferson Airplane News: On a similar note, it used to be that the oldest female to have ever had a UK number one single is Grace Slick, part of Starship when they hit the top spot with ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now’ in 1987 (when she was 48). Alas in the past 10 years that record’s been broken first by Cher and then by Debbie Harry. However all is not lost for AAA fans. Want to know who the oldest person to have a #1 record on the dance charts is? Yoko Ono with her remix of ‘Walking On Thin Ice’, released just after her 70th birthday!

Monkees: Both Mike Nesmith and Davy Jones share the same birthday of December 30th – Mike was born in 1942 and Davy in 1945! This made it very easy for fans who wanted to send out birthday cards! Incidentally, that’s the reason the Monkees’ fourth album is named ‘Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn and Jones Ltd’ – it was something of a joke within the band that the two had so much in common (and yet were so different!) and the ‘Jones’ part was added rather than listing the star sign ‘Capricorn’ twice!

Rolling Stones: Most fans know that bass player Bill Wyman began a relationship with a girl called Mandy Smith in the 1980s when she was 13 and he was 47, eventually marrying when she turned 17. However, what few fans know is that Bill’s oldest son Stephen – born a couple of years before Dad joined the Stones – married Mandy Smith’s mother when he was 30 and she was 46! That means that Bill is his own father-in-law!

Finally, everyone knows that Keith Moon died young, in 1978 at the age of just 32, thanks to an overdose of pills the Who drummer was taking to get him off his addiction to, erm, pills. True fans will also be able to tell you the address of the flat he died in: no 9 Curzon Place, Mayfair, London (Keith had the biggest flat, #12, upstairs). Want to know who else had owned that flat before Keith? The Mamas and Papas’ Mama Cass, who died in the very same flat in 1974 – spookily at the same age! (She was four years older than Keith even though The Who were around the year before The Mamas and Papas). Incidentally, Roger Daltrey’s funeral bouquet, which he prepared himself, was something Keith would have loved a lot – a bouquet of flowers stuffed in a champagne bottle and embedded in a television set!

You see, you’re never too old to learn (unless you’re a member of the Coalition of course!) Join us for more interesting facts next week!

A NOW COMPLETE List Of Top Five/Top Ten/TOP TWENTY  Entries 2008-2019
1) Chronic Fatigue songs

2) Songs For The Face Of Bo

3) Credit Crunch Songs

4) Songs For The Autumn

5) National Wombat Week

6) AAA Box Sets

7) Virus Songs

8) Worst AAA-Related DVDs

9) Self-Punctuating Superstar Classics

10) Ways To Know You Have Turned Into A Collector

11) Political Songs

12) Totally Bonkers Concept Albums

13) Celebrating 40 Years Of The Beatles' White Album

14) Still Celebrating 40 Years Of The Beatles' White Album

15) AAA Existential Questions

16) Releases Of The Year 2008

17) Top AAA Xmas Songs

18) Notable AAA Gigs

19) All things '20' related for our 20th issue

20) Romantic odes for Valentine's Day

21) Hollies B sides

22) 'Other' BBC Session Albums

23) Beach Boys Rarities Still Not Available On CD

24) Songs John, Paul and George wrote for Ringo's solo albums

25) 5 of the Best Rock 'n' Roll Tracks From The Pre-Beatles Era

26) AAA Autobiographies

27) Rolling Stones B-sides

28) Beatles B-Sides

29) The lllloooonnngggeesssttt AAA songs of all time

30) Kinks B-Sides

31) Abandoned CSNY projects 'wasted on the way'

32) Best AAA Rarities and Outtakes Sets

33) News We've Missed While We've Been Away

34) Birthday Songs for our 1st Anniversary

35) Brightest Album Covers

36) Biggest Recorded Arguments

37) Songs About Superheroes

38) AAA TV Networks That Should Exist

39) AAA Woodtsock Moments

40) Top Moments Of The Past Year As Voted For By Readers

41) Music Segues

42) AAA Foreign Language Songs

43) 'Other' Groups In Need Of Re-Mastering

44) The Kinks Preservation Rock Opera - Was It Really About The Forthcoming UK General Election?

45) Mono and Stereo Mixes - Biggest Differences

46) Weirdest Things To Do When A Band Member Leaves

47) Video Clips Exclusive To Youtube (#1)

48) Top AAA Releases Of 2009

49) Songs About Trains

50) Songs about Winter

51) Songs about astrology plus horoscopes for selected AAA members

52) The Worst Five Groups Ever!

53) The Most Over-Rated AAA Albums

54) Top AAA Rarities Exclusive To EPs

55) Random Recent Purchases (#1)

56) AAA Party Political Slogans

57) Songs To Celebrate 'Rock Sunday'

58) Strange But True (?) AAA Ghost Stories

59) AAA Artists In Song

60) Songs About Dogs

61) Sunshiney Songs

62) The AAA Staff Play Their Own Version Of Monoploy/Mornington Crescent!

63) What 'Other' British Invasion DVDs We'd Like To See

64) What We Want To Place In Our AAA Time Capsule

65) AAA Conspiracy Theroies

66) Weirdest Things To Do Before - And After - Becoming A Star

67) Songs To Tweet To

68) Greatest Ever AAA Solos

69) John Lennon Musical Tributes

70) Songs For Halloween

71) Earliest Examples Of Psychedelia

72) Purely Instrumental Albums

73) AAA Utopias

74) AAA Imaginary Bands

75) Unexpected AAA Cover Versions

76) Top Releases of 2010

77) Songs About Snow

78) Predictions For 2011

79) AAA Fugitives

80) AAA Home Towns

81) The Biggest Non-Musical Influences On The 1960s

82) AAA Groups Covering Other AAA Groups

83) Strange Censorship Decisions

84) AAA Albums Still Unreleased on CD

85) Random Recent Purchases (#2)

86) Top AAA Music Videos

87) 30 Day Facebook Music Challenge

88) AAA Documentaries

89) Unfinished and 'Lost' AAA Albums

90) Strangest AAA Album Covers

91) AAA Performers Live From Mars (!)

92) Songs Including The Number '100' for our 100th Issue

93) Most Songs Recorded In A Single Day

94) Most Revealing AAA Interviews

95) Top 10 Pre-Fame Recordings

96) The Shortest And Longest AAA Albums

97) The AAA Allstars Ultimate Band Line-Up

98) Top Songs About Sports

99) AAA Conversations With God

100) AAA Managers: The Good, The Bad and the Financially Ugly

101) Unexpected AAA Cameos

102) AAA Words You can Type Into A Caluclator

103) AAA Court Cases

104) Postmodern Songs About Songwriting

105) Biggest Stylistic Leaps Between Albums

106) 20 Reasons Why Cameron Should Go!

107) The AAA Pun-Filled Cookbook

108) Classic Debut Releases

109) Five Uses Of Bird Sound Effects

110) AAA Classic Youtube Clips Part #1

111) Part #2

112) Part #3

113) AAA Facts You Might Not Know

114) The 20 Rarest AAA Records

115) AAA Instrumental Songs

116) Musical Tarot

117) Christmas Carols

118) Top AAA Releases Of 2011

119) AAA Bands In The Beano/The Dandy

120) Top 20 Guitarists #1

121) #2

122) 'Shorty' Nomination Award Questionairre

123) Top Best-Selling AAA Albums

124) AAA Songs Featuring Bagpipes

125) A (Hopefully) Complete List Of AAA Musicians On Twitter

126) Beatles Albums That Might Have Been 1970-74 and 1980

127) DVD/Computer Games We've Just Invented

128) The AAA Albums With The Most Weeks At #1 in the UK

129) The AAA Singles With The Most Weeks At #1 in the UK

130) Lyric Competition (Questions)

131) Top Crooning Classics

132) Funeral Songs

133) AAA Songs For When Your Phone Is On Hold

134) Random Recent Purchases (#3)

135) Lyric Competition (Answers)

136) Bee Gees Songs/AAA Goes Disco!

137) The Best AAA Sleevenotes (And Worst)

138) A Short Precise Of The Years 1962-70

139) More Wacky AAA-Related Films And Their Soundtracks

140) AAA Appearances On Desert Island Discs

141) Songs Exclusive To Live Albums

142) More AAA Songs About Armageddon

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159) A (Not That) Short Guide To The 15 Best Non-AAA Bands

160) The Greatest AAA Drum Solos (Or Near Solos!)

161) AAA Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall Of Fame Acceptance Speeches

162) AAA Re-Recordings Of Past Songs

163) A Coalition Christmas (A Fairy Tale)

164) AAA Songs About Islands

165) The AAA Review Of The Year 2012

166) The Best AAA Concerts I Attended

167) Tributes To The 10 AAA Stars Who Died The Youngest

168) The First 10 AAA Songs Listed Alphabetically

171) The 10 Best Songs From The Psychedelia Box-Sets ‘Nuggets’ and ‘Nuggets Two’

172) The 20 Most Common Girl’s Names In AAA Song Titles (With Definitions) 

180) First Recordings By Future AAA Stars

185) A Tribute To Storm Thorgerson Via The Five AAA Bands He Worked With

188) Surprise! Celebrating 300 Album Reviews With The Biggest 'Surprises' Of The Past Five Years Of Alan's Album Archives!

190) Comparatively Obscure First Compositions By AAA Stars

193) Evolution Of A Band: Comparing First Lyric With Last Lyric:

200) The Monkees In Relation To Postmodernism (University Dissertation)

202) Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain': Was It About One Of The AAA Crew?

217) AAA 'Christmas Presents' we'd most like to have next year

221) Dr Who and the AAA (Five Musical Links)

222) Five Random Recent Purchases

223) AAA Grammy Nominees

224) Ten AAA songs that are better heard unedited and in full

225) The shortest gaps between AAA albums

226) The longest gaps between AAA albums

227) Top ten AAA drummers

228) Top Ten AAA Singles (In Terms of 'A' and 'B' Sides)

229) The Stories Behind Six AAA Logos

230) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! The Best Ten AAA Screams

231) An AAA Pack Of Horses

232) AAA Granamas - Sorry, Anagrams!

233) AAA Surnames and Their Meanings

234) 20 Erroneous AAA Album Titles

235) The Best AAA Orchestral Arrangements

236) Top 30 Hilariously Misheard Album Titles/Lyrics

237) Ten controversial AAA sackings - and whether they were right

238) A Critique On Critiquing - In Response To Brian Wilson

239) The Ten MusicianS Who've Played On The Most AAA Albums

240) Thoughts on #CameronMustGo

241) Random Recent Purchases (Kinks/Grateful Dead/Nils Lofgren/Rolling Stones/Hollies) 

242) AAA Christmas Number Ones 

243) AAA Review Of The Year 2014 (Top Releases/Re-issues/Documentaries/DVDs/Books/Songs/ Articles  plus worst releases of the year)

244) Me/CFS Awareness Week 2015

245) Why The Tory 2015 Victory Seems A Little...Suspicious

246) A Plea For Peace and Tolerance After The Attacks on Paris - and Syria

247) AAA Review Of The Year 2015

248) The Fifty Most Read AAA Articles (as of December 31st 2015)

249) The Revised AAA Crossword!

251) Half-A-Dozen Berries Plus One (An AAA Tribute To Chuck Berry)

252) Guest Post: ‘The Skids – Joy’ (1981) by Kenny Brown

254) Guest Post: ‘Supertramp – Some Things Never Change’ by Kenny Brown

255) AAA Review Of The Year 2018

256) AAA Review Of The Year 2019 plus Review Of The Decade 2010-2019

257) Tiermaker

258) #Coronastock

259) #Coronadocstock