Monday 10 February 2014

George Harrison "Gone Troppo" (1982)

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George Harrison "Gone Troppo" (1982)

Wake Up My Love/That's The Way It Goes/I Really Love You/Greece/Gone Troppo//Mystical One/Unknown Delight/Baby Don't Run Away/Dream Away/Circles

Modern technology has robbed us of a lot of negative analogies, but if you can bear with me and cast your mind back to a time when you had to wait to get your holiday snaps developed then you'll know how most fans feel about this album. Sure the holiday might have been fun when you were there, all sun sand and doing Spice Girls at the karaoke (what were you thinking?!) but somehow getting your pictures developed during a lunch break on a wet and miserable Wednesday on your second back to work all that jollity seems forced. Empty-headed. Reckless, even. What place does a close-up of your bleary-eyes face have in the real world except as a memory of something you can't remember happening anyway? Contrary to popular opinion most people don't like showing off their holiday photos out of nerves that they were having too much of a good time when you were not or that they're weren't having a good time and were afraid you were. 'Gone Troppo' is the musical equivalent of those holiday snaps, released during a happy time in George Harrison's life when music was the last thing on his mind in between all those holidays and all that gardening that needed to be done back home and he probably spent more time writing postcards in this period than he did on his music. In short, George has been having a party and we've not been invited, so the big question for many fans is, why are we clutching his musical holiday snaps in our hand instead of a 'proper' album?

That's been the question for many fans over the years who regular rate 'Gone Troppo' as one of the worst of all Beatle solo albums. That seems awfully unfair to an album that seems to have gone out of its way not to cause offence to anyone compared to days of old (there's only two brief mentions of God and both have been disguised as something else if you care to see them that way) and there's nothing on this album that's awful even if it a lot of it is rather bland by George's high standards. It's worth bearing in mind, too, that George released this album because he was made to rather than because he wanted to and in the circumstances who can blame him for writing a postcard not a book? (or a 'multi-volume collection' in ther case of 'All Things Must Pass'). To go back an LP, the relationship between George and record label Warner Brothers could best be described as 'difficult'. George had gone through the awkward process of being the first Beatle ever asked to 'change' one of his submitted albums when he'd first given the label 'Somewhere in England' (for the long long long saga behind this album please refer to our last Harrison post at ). To add insult to injury the songs from that album fans seemed to like weren't the up-beat commercial songs Warners had insisted on including but the ones intact from the earlier version (the fact that Warners didn't get the 'joke' in opening tack 'Blood From A Clone' - a dig at contemporary music sounding all the same , which unbelievably was a track they loved and asked him for 'more of' when the album came out didn't help matters in George's eyes either). With only one album left on his contract neither party were likely to rock the boat too much this time around: George was already looking elsewhere and could technically have got away with releasing an avant garde album for the label or a collaboration with Ravi Shankar had he so wished: Warners must have breathed a sigh of relief when 'Gone Troppo' was submitted to them and turned out to be surprisingly 'normal' (to be fair to Warners, they'd paid a lot of money for George and not seen much return on their investment - worse still, they'd bought George's Dark Horse Record Label, a sort of Apple Mark II in the hope of buying future stars; in the end the only band anyone knows today is 'Splinter' and then only because George played on a few of their albums). What with all this fuss and the fact that George knew any future material would end up on a different label, it must have been in his head that he didn't want to give them anything 'good' and decided to escape from the trappings of the music business and simply enjoy himself, something he seems to have done comprehensively across 1982 and 1983 (which is why this album sounds like a postcard).

To continue the holiday photos analogy, George tried his hardest to keep these pictures to himself and the faithful. A combination of post-holiday blues and continued anger at Warner Brothers meant that George did something unthinkable in the commercial-mad 1980s: he did no publicity for this record whatsoever (the ever-faithful Beatles Book magazine were the only ones who bothered to cover it anywhere around the world and they couldn't get in touch with their 'star') and even mad passionate fans at the time didn't know it was out. In fact more than that, even those closest to George didn't know his album was out: legend has it George's own brother didn't know about when cobbled by the press for an interview about growing up with a Beatle, despite then living full-time with his brother as a 'second gardener' for George's Friar Park estate.
Ask the average Beatles fan about this album about this album and he'll either scratch his head about it or tell you it's terrible. The basic facts to seem to back this up: the album's ten tracks include such space-fillers as an instrumental (well, a song with only three muffled lines in the middle at least), a 1950s doo-wop cover, a song that had been intended for a film soundtrack album that never happened and an old rehashed leftover from decades earlier never thought good enough to release before. The 120 minute 'All Things Must Pass' this isn't and the themes of sunshine, tropical fever and, err, dwarfs who can travel across time stealing things can't compare to themes of life, death, uncertainty, fragility and God from ten years before. Given that 'England' had already died a commercial death, 'Gone Troppo' looks to fans who don't know about the Warner Brothers mess as if it's creator had temporarily, erm, 'Gone Troppo' (an Australian phase for 'gone mad' - goodness knows where George picked that expression up). Common wisdom perceives this album as the work of a part-time musician and a full-time gardener who couldn't care less.

However, I've always considered 'Gone Troppo' one of the most unfairly neglected of Beatles-related LPs. Even ex-Beatles deserve holidays and it's great fun for us to hear George with his hair down for once, happily married for the second time and taking time out before his son Dhani starts school (with shades of Lennon's house-husbandry) and no big musical demands on himself. It's not as if this album is pretending to be something it isn't: the fun holiday-postcard cover (drawn by Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band member 'Legs' Larry Smith in return for a song George 'wrote' about him on the 'Extra Texture' album) couldn't make it any clearer that this is a snapshot of time rather than a thoughtful magnum opus (like the music, the difference between the album covers for this and 'All Things Must Pass', all dark and sombre, couldn't be any better marked). The opening two tracks are every bit as deep, complex and intelligent as fans would have been expecting - and I'll even go further in saying that both 'Wake Up My Love' and 'That's The Way It Goes' are the last two absolutely classic Harri-songs released in George's lifetime (by a strange quirk of fate, both songs ended up at the start of the album, perhaps in an attempt to persuade us that this album is in fact deeper than it really is - although if that's true the decision to put a one-line doo wop cover straight afterwards undoes all that good work). And to quote from that list above, the fact that the instrumental passage is arguably the best place to hear George's characteristic guitar-work undiluted, the 1950s doo-wop song is a sweet throwback to a bygone era, the film soundtrack song could (and should) have been the single biggest hit of the 1980s and that the rehashed leftover is a 'White Album' Beatles outtake and 'Gone Troppo' starts to look more convincing. Which is not to say that 'Gone Troppo' is a long lost classic or even that it's one of his stronger LPs (it pales in comparison to the similar but deeper 'George Harrison' record of 1979 and can't quite match the patchy 'Somewhere In England' in either first or second version). But it's only a failure in commercial, not artistic terms: there are several great moments on this album and they catch you all the more by surprise because they suddenly appear out of nowhere on an album seemingly designed to be as simple as possible. I for one would take it over the commercial tinniness of next album 'Cloud Nine' any day, which makes the varied songs all sound the same and misses the humanity of this album, even though that album was a far bigger hit (although I seem to be alone among Harrison fans on that one). Far from being the 'runt of the litter' as so many reviewers re-appraised 'Gone Troppo' when the 'Dark Horse Years' box set came out, this album is that lovable puppy that isn't as well-behaved as his siblings but is impossible to love. Well, most of the time anyway ('I Really Love You' is quite a hard track to love if truth be known). Approach 'Gone Troppo' in the right spirit and it's a valuable insight into George on his days off from the music world. Oh and as a bonus the witty sleeve even gives you instructions on how to make cement, just in case you were wondering how it was done (thanks for that George...)

The good news too is that unlike most of our holiday snaps 'Gone Troppo' has dated rather well. We've been reviewing a lot of 1980s AAA albums on this site recently and time and again I seem to be repeating the same lines about 'how it would be great if only they'd got rid of the synthesisers but as it is I can't hear anything'. 'Troppo' isn't entirely synth free but the fact that George refused point-blank to compromise his style in the sakes of getting a 'hit' (like he had with 'Somewhere In England' and sadly will on 'Cloud Nine') means that this album is, ironically enough, more 'sellable' to modern ears than most albums out in the first half of the 1980s. Had Warner Brothers listened to George the first time round and given him his head, those 1980s LPs would be much more 'sellable' today. Which is not to say this album has an empty or lo-fi production either: it just sounds like all of George's 1970s records with the guitars back up to their rightful place in the front centre of the mix and a great variety of the best bass and drum session musicians around. 'Gone Troppo' might not be the best album released in the 1980s but it is about the purest, refusing to be mired in a bank of artificial keyboards and using real drums instead of those awful tinny things everyone else seemed to be using (even Macca isn't immune to this trend in the 1980s).

Of course there's one other big event in George's life which is both taking time away from his musical world and giving him peace of mind once again. All good fans will know that the story ends with a villain, a court case and a loss of face and finances, but for now George's movie production company 'Handmade Films' is a fairytale success, scoring hit after hit. The company was formed after close friend Eric Idle was commiserating with George over how the Monty Python had been left in the lurch making their 'Life Of Brian' film (someone at EMI Films had belatedly got round to reading the script and was horrified). Feeling a sense of camaraderie after having his music rejected, George offered to put up the money for the project and ended up with 'the most expensive cinema ticket in history'. What had started out as a one-off project suddenly blossomed: Handmade Films was the go-to production centre for controversial films no one else would make and for a time were 'in fashion'. George even got involved musically with a few of them (look out for him, Clapton and Ringo popping up in the finale to 'Water' and George did the soundtrack for the Madonna film 'Shanghai Surprise', although if you think 'Gone Troppo' was made up of leftovers that's nothing compared to what ended up on the film score - there never was a soundtrack album, thank goodness). All things must pass, however, and in time Handmade Films became a loss-making millstone around George's neck, milked for profit by unscrupulous people in the same way Apple had been 15 years before, the company disintegrating quickly in the late 1980s even by Hollywood standards.

Apart from 'Life Of Brian' and the rather curious 'Nuns On The Run' (think of 'Sister Act' with the characters in drag) the one big success of 'Handmade Films' was undoubtedly 'Time Bandits'. One of my all-time top favourite films, it's arguably the most 'George'-like of all the Handmade projects: Terry Gilliam and Michael Palin's script is full of irreverent Beatle humour, draws on influences across time, debates about ideas of fate and reincarnation with cameos by God and the devil (played by Ralph Richardson and David Warner in two bits of perfect casting), rants against the modern commercial world (the world wouldn't have been destroyed had the central lad, Kevin's parents listened to him instead of watching an alternate world version of QVC) and frequently pulling the rug under the feet of respected 'heroes' (Napoleon is cruel simply because he's short, while Robin Hood is played by John Cleese as a slightly deranged civil servant). The film was expected to be a flop, considered too cerebral for children and too silly for grown-ups (children's imaginations are always severely under-estimated when it come to films, of any era) and - like 'Gone Troppo' - was released as quietly as possible out of season (premiering in Winter rather than Summer, as per most children's films) in a hope to not lose too much money. Instead it was a monster hit, easily the biggest box office smash of 1982 until ET came along later in the year and plans were afoot for a soundtrack album despite the fact that soundtrack featured just one actual 'song', written by George for the closing credits and closely related to the 'plot' of the film (in as much as 'Time Bandits' had one). So popular was the project (and the song) that when the soundtrack album fell through George kept 'Dream Away' (Theme From Time Bandits') for himself and released it on 'Gone Troppo'. The album's one commercial track, star-studded with guests and upbeat tunes, it's the kind of thing Warner Brothers had been begging for in 1981 and should have been a single. It's a welcome addition to the 'Gone Troppo' album, but it's probably air to say it sounds woefully out of place in amongst so many quieter, less produced songs.

A quick mention too: we've already seen that 'Gone Troppo' is one of the rarer Harrison albums, delayed on CD till 2000, only a year before George's untimely death. It's still amongst his rarest of albums (certainly now that both Travelling Wilburys sets are available again after years of being out of print) but is at least more available now than it was. Sadly the Dark Horse re-issues were a bit of a lost opportunity for rounding up lost gems from the archives, but a handful of demos from that era did make their way out. The 'bonus demo' for 'Gone Troppo' is probably the most interesting of the bunch: an early version of 'Mystical One' which is less 1950s retro pop and more thoughtful and wistful, pulling on the occasional dark line in the song rather more than the finished version does. It's not really worth going out of your way to look for, though, if you own the original - well not unless you want a CD copy of the rest of the album, of course - and it's a shame more of George's 'Handmade' songs weren't added on the end (eg the performance in 'Water' or the Eric Idle collaboration 'The Pirate Song' from the beginning of the decade).

Overall, then, 'Gone Troppo' is a funny, sunny album. All the songs are in major keys barring 'Circles' (the Beatles outtake seemingly added to give long-term Beatles fans something to cheer), which is unusual for George (by contrast almost all of 'All Things Must Pass' are in minor keys). Usually, though, major keys suggest extrovertism and minor keys introvertism: true to his word as the 'quiet one' that isn't actually true here: only the urgent and unusually aggressive 'Wake Up My Love' and upbeat catchy 'Dream Away' sound like the kind of people who'd be life and soul at a party. For the most part this album is a laidback snooze fest, full of lines about the hot Greek sun, going on holiday and a metaphorical and musical shrug of the shoulders that 'that's the way it goes'. Yes George is distracted and unwilling to give away his best material, owing to a mix of record company hassles, family commitments, drugs (it's hard to trust most Harrison scholars, who seem to have it in for the guitarist for some reason, but most of them agree George's use of hard drugs sky-rocketed in this period for some reason) and the call of the beach. But even on auto-pilot George is too talented not to give us a handful of moments of genius and far from 'Going Troppo' this album might well see George at his most human, taking his place as part of the human race once again rather than as a seer, a religious preacher or a prophet. Far from being light and shadow, as with every other Harrison LP barring the poppy '33 and a Third' this album is 'here comes the sun' all the way through apart from the two songs that bookend the album and hint at something darker when the sun goes in.

All the best postcards start with the line 'Wish You Were Here' and that's exactly what the opening song 'Wake Up My Love' is all about. Waking up from his (possibly drug-fuelled) stupor ('too much darkness gets me crazed'), this is the spiritual side of George taking control and claiming that having fun might be all well in the short time but in the long term spiritual goals are all that matter. Only George has learned how to write these sort of songs now: in order not to put off his fanbase with the sort of spiritual finger-pointing of 'The Lord Loves The One That Loves The Lord' this song works just as well as a call to a strong partner, with the religious references cleverly doubling as swearing ('Oh lord!' Christ, I'm looking for some light!' - which in itself is quite an unusual Christianity reference for George). With more aggression and energy than the rest of the album put together, 'Wake Up My Love' is a clever, nagging song built around a relentless keyboard riff which seems to fins spiritual balm when the song resolves in the chorus but quickly finds itself caught up in the same old tired cycle of 'knocking' on the spiritual doors to keep in. Only the doors won't automatically open for the narrator every time he asks for forgiveness and the narrator secretly knows he deserves to have been cast out, desperate as he is to get in. The narrator even claims near the end that 'there's no sense in what I do' making the same mistake over and over - a thought that makes him reach out to his God/partner harder than ever (and you sense it's then, with that revelation, that the doors finally open to him). It's as if the guitarist has found himself caught in the 'trap' he always tried to persuade his audience of avoiding: of turning to spiritual awakening only after proving himself human and earthly; as a result, of all George's religious songs this is the easiest to relate to and the most 'human' (the sheer infectious joy of 'My Sweet Lord' being a special case). George will explore his contradictory modes even more thoroughly later in one of his final and most moving songs 'Pisces Fish' (on 'Brainwashed'), but this is his best song about trying to keep both the silly, frivolous, drug and party filled self and the deeply serious religious self satisfied (a Herculean task). Compared to the rest of the album this one sounds like the 'real' George, especially the howl of indignation around 2:30 when the song steps up another gear and cleverly unsettles us by staying at the insistent, hammering verses for a tiny bit longer than is comfortable. Whether intentionally or not, this is also the one song on here that Warner Brothers should have liked, being built like the songs written for the second half of 'Somewhere In England' to sound contemporary and commercial, although this song in no way dilutes the real 'George' along the way. Easily the best song on the album - and by some margin it has to be said - this song is generally seen as something of a failure, making only #54 in the US charts and missing the UK charts entirely. Bear in mind how reluctant George was to actually promote single or album, however and add in the fact that this single still did better business than the much-ballyhooed 'Teardrops' (Warner Brother's favourite of the 'more commercial' material George was asked to write for 'Somewhere In England') and suddenly it doesn't seem so bad. Certainly the song deserves better recognition, so wake up Beatle fanbase and let this song in.

It's a strange fact that the best songs on 'Gone Troppo' are all stacked at the beginning. 'That's The Way It Goes' is the album's even more buried gem, a slow stately philosophical beauty that's also among George's best work (certainly of this decade but possibly even his solo career as a whole). With a melody dripping with frustration and melancholia, this song is one long shoulder shrug about how life is pre-ordained and how it is not in our power to shape our lives sometimes. George may sound out of touch with the general world at times ('There's a man talking on the radio, what he's saying I don't really know') but this is actually one of George's most loving songs, sung with just the right balance of hope and understanding in the vocal. Each verse takes in different characters who only have in common the fact they are strangers in a strange land: the businessman confused as to why his stocks and shares have fallen, the man who thinks he can gain the 'promised land' by taking it with force not spiritual understanding (is this is a dig at the Jordan v Palestine wars over Bethlehem that have taken place regularly since the start of the 20th century?), an actor who doesn't know how to 'understand' the parts he plays and merely 'poses' and a final plead to George's audience (maybe himself too) that although we may not understand his lines about a spiritual 'fire', inwardly we all carry a flame however hidden. A better chorus than merely repeating the title might have made this song greater still, but this is still a moving piece - one that offers a far better understanding of the obstacles towards spirituality than the similar songs on 'Living In The Material World'. George is less grumpy here, simply resigned to the fact that in every generation some people have always been blind to what he sees as the truth and there's nothing he can do to change them. Musically this is more like George has always sounded, with his characteristic 'Hawaiian' guitar centre-stage, although there are some mysterious artificial sound effects going on right at the bottom end of the mix, sounding like a cross between a croaking frog and a jew's harp (was this George's sarcastic response to being made to write something 'modern' and 'commercial'?!) A real deep grown-up adult song, 'Goes' is another gem that seems out of place on this album of fun and sunshine and another that deserves a greater fan following (although George's friend and singer Joe Brown, for one, has always loved this song - he sang it at the 'Concert For George' tribute in 2002, although sadly it didn't make the final cut of the film).

Sadly 'I Really Love You' can't compare. In fact it's seemingly designed to take us by surprise, an almost note faithful revisitation of an obscure doo-wop song by The Stereos. Released in 1961 (and making #29 in the charts), it's not the kind of thing you can imagine the pre-fame Beatles listening to (though there are shades of 'Do You Want To Know A Secret?' in there) and isn't a natural fit for George's voice or character, leaving more than one fan scratching his head over why he chose to sing it as only his fourth ever cover song. George's take on the song is far closer to the original than any of his Hoagy Carmichael covers, 'Bye Bye Love' (where George re-wrote half the words to mirror Eric Clapton's affair with his wife Patti) or 'I've Got My Mind Set On You' (which is unrecognisable in George's hands) and the only real change is the move of the tack bar-room piano to the second half of the song. The undoubted star of the recording is not George at all but Willie Greene, who provides the authentic deep bass voice and even sings the lead on a couple of verses. The result sounds like a bit like 1970s Beach Boys: sincere as everyone sounds and as hard as everyone tries they simply can't re-create all that innocent 'fun' like they used to in the 1950s and the result sounds more than a little tongue-in-cheek even thought care and thought seems to have gone into making this production as straightforward as possible. The result isn't awful, just weird and this is now the third song in a row that doesn't really fit with the other songs here (well, five of them anyway - the closing two songs don't really 'fit' this album either...)

'Greece' seems like a final return to where the album should be going, even if it is in many ways an 'experiment' too. One of only three instrumentals or near-instrumentals in George's ouevre, it's paced somewhere between the bouncy 'Hari's On Tour' and the slow, graceful 'Marwa Blues'. A laidback sunkissed song dominated by lashings of guitar, this instrumental does a good job at capturing the feel of lazing in warm summer sunshine, with the song passing by without any urgency at all. Everyone assumes this song is a complete instrumental simply because they can't actually hear the words but no - in fact the words here are some of the most playful George ever wrote (sounding like a cross between a travelogue and the Rutles with more than a touch of John Lennon's 'In His Own Write'). A majority of the lyric websites I use don't even both to list them so here they are in full; watch for the puns on anything Greek near the end and the homage/plug for Monty Python now that George is truly a partner in their film franchise: "Half past Armenia, Down and towards the Med, Left side of Turkey, Nowhere near Fiji, You will find Greece, You may Athena, Handed on Plato, Hole in my Socrates, I came Acropolis, On Monty Pythagoras, Ulysses Greece". Most fans don't laugh at this song though: instead they simply lie back and enjoy the musical sunshine. Yes, alright, 'Greece' is hardly the sort of song that matches up to 'Wake Up My Love' never mind 'All Things Must Pass' and like many instrumentals (or near-instrumentals) is simply a lazy substitute for writer's block. However, at least 'Greece' is quite a pretty substitute for writer's block and is a good chance for George to show off his guitar-playing.

'Gone Troppo' the title track is maybe taking the joke a bit too far. Picking up on the guitar riff from 'Greece' but speeding it up a little, this is an eccentric punning joke that sounds like it was made up for laughs on holiday. You can imagine this song being inspired by George's attempts to keep his native tongue 'simple' while on holiday and he speaks in pidgin English throughout, an effect that's mildly irritating and makes Harrison sound like an extra from Fawlty Towers. To be fair, some of the lyrics are funny (once!) with references to 'brown skin - very a-peeling' and lots of the sorts of images of the sort of thing that are always heard in these quasi-calypso songs ('fruit bats' and 'papayas'). There are lots of clues to George's other past-times too: this must surely be the only English pop song to reference the Australian 'Moreton Bay Fig Tree' (Ficus Macrophyllia), while 'Helicona' and 'Rain Hill' appear to refer to the very different tourist destinations in, err, Puerto Rico and St Helens, Merseyside (was George on a visit to some relation to show off his new baby?) The song's sunshiney riff is quite enjoyable too, though I have to say that's bordering on irritating now I've just heard this song four times in a row (no wonder George named this song after a colloquialism for madness!) Again, it's a shame this song is here rather than some tortured deep confession but at least George offers us an atmospheric glimpse of the fun he's having on this track and this title song is not without its charms. By the way, listen out for the boat whistle at 1:38 by the way, which is mixed so extreme right that I'm still convinced a nautical vessel is about to enter my living room whenever I play this song on headphones!

'Mystical One' kicks off the album's second side and is more what we've come to expect from George after the last two albums. Thisis clearly another love song for second wife Olivia and even features a return of the balaikas from George's first love song for her 'My Dark Sweet Lady' (though born in Mexico, Olivia lived everywhere before coming to America as an adult - though George may be aping the sounds of Jamaica here for his wife of five years whose middle name is in fact 'Trinidad'). As if sensing that 'Gone Troppo' isn't his deepest album, George gets all defensive here, claiming that he deserves this 'happy' period in his life even though 'they say I'm not what I used to be'. Interesting it's not George himself whose the 'mystical one' as you might expect but his loved one (surely Olivia) whose 'raincloud eyes' 'melt my heart away'. Listen out, though, for two sly lines that seem to be saying something different: George tells us in the second line with laughter in his voice that he's as happy as 'a willow tree'. Aren't willow trees meant to be unhappy?! (is this a joke to check if we're listening, a hint at something darker or George's take that all plants are happy whatever our human associations with them?) Stranger still is the second verse, which ends up much like the first with notions of meeting in a 'past life' and 'answering my prayers', only to end with the line 'in a song, shimmering slowhand flowing clear'. 'Slow hand' is a nickname close friend (and love rival) Eric Clapton earned long before he even met George and surely can't refer to anything else. is this second verse meant for Eric then? If so then George's claim to have met in a 'past life' is a fascinating one (were they Julius Caesar and Marc Anthony, with Patti Boyd as Cleopatra one wonders?) and his comments genuinely kind and supportive given that less than a decade before Eric had run off with George's wife (for all his comments about staying friends and supporting the decision you can hear the pain in that year's songs, especially 'So Sad' and a sarcastic cover of 'Bye Bye Love'). Perhaps this song is a gesture of forgiveness towards Eric, claiming that now that George is so happy with Olivia his friend's betrayal actually did him a favour? Either way, 'Mystical One' is a clever and heartfelt lyric but like many of the 'Somewhere In England' tracks the melody is lightweight by comparison and tries to turn what should be a sweet and caring song into a comic breeze, a million miles away from 'mystical'. This melody line is sillier even than 'Gone Troppo' with its patter-song feel and only really catches fire in the middle eight ('I know what I am..'): frustratingly the best bit of this song is over in the space of about ten seconds. A bit of a disappointment this one: doubly so if you come to it after reading the lyric sheet first. I actually prefer the demo version of this song which placed the emphasis much more on the lyric than the music.

'Unknown Delight' is another soppy love ballad and is even more like 'My Dark Sweet Lady'. This time it's undoubtedly just Olivia that inspired this song and like all the best solo Beatle love songs before this one (Lennon's 'Love' and McCartney's 'Maybe I'm Amazed') Harrison seizes not on the 'known' describable things about his lover but the unknown things. Loving the contradictions in his second wife more than in himself, George praises Olivia's mixture of stability and her ability to surprise him, before going on to praise her innocence and adult ways (giving birth to a baby, 'a treasure of the world') and the way she manages to be loved by everyone but has a special relationship with only George. The Beatle still sounds in shock at having such perfection fall into his lap, spending the whole of the song in a state of dreamy hazy shock. Again this song is very repetitive and manages to say all it needs to say in the opening few bars: but then so do other love songs written by George, with 'Something a good example. Indeed there are more than a few similarities between the two, suggesting that George was actively looking to his old song for inspiration and wanted to update it for his new love (you can hear this particularly in the guitar solo, which plays the first couple of phrases of the guitar part in 'Something'). On the plus side, the melody is much more fitting than on the last track and George is clearly writing and singing this song from the heart (the chuckle in his voice is particularly gorgeous). On the negative side, there's no real hook here and the song doesn't really stay in the memory once the next track comes on, not quite having the grace and poise of 'Something' which might or might not be the best song on 'Abbey Road' but is still the song you're humming an hour after playing the album.

'Baby Don't Run Away' is something of a curio. A very traditional sounding chord structure and simple lyrics suggest this could have been another spoof doo wop song or maybe an early glimpse at the retro rock pioneered by the Travelling Wilburys. There's no way Jeff Lynne would have allowed this production through though: it's all gulping sweeping synthesisers and George's vocal is buried in the mix by a guesting 1970s soul legend Syreeta Wright (once married to Billy Preston if you're wondering how she got involved on an ex-Beatle's album!) In fact George doesn't sound like himself at all, singing along with an electronically adapted double that suggests he's been listening to Neil Young's contemporary album 'Trans' a little too much. Had George adapted one of his more modern, commercial songs like this the results could have been great ('Teardrops' or 'Blood From A Clone' maybe?) but here it sounds like an unnecessary quirk to make a rather slow and dull song more interesting. Perhaps, though, this song's unusual production values are to hide the fact that the lyrics don't really hang together: one minute George's narrator is pleading 'baby don't go' in a minor key, the next the song has magically resolved to the major and he's talking about the magical day they met ('sat alone with the stars and the moon', in a line that's a dead ringer for many on the 'George Harrison' collection of songs about how George and Olivia fell in love). Is this song a hybrid of two leftovers that George couldn't get to work in their own right? If so I'm tempted to see the 'chorus' as being about Patti (circa the 'Dark Horse' period 1974?) and the 'verse' as being about Olivia (circa 1979?) Certainly the result sounds like a bit of a space-filler to me, as if George has realised the album is running short and has been rummaging through his tape-vaults. Again, the results aren't quite as bad as everyone seems to think - the melody is strong (if woefully slow) and the production ideas are certainly striking (and very unusual for George) - but 'Baby Don't Run Away' is ultimately nothing we haven't heard done better several times over sadly.

'Dream Away', the song played over the end title of 'Time Bandits', then breezes in unexpectedly and banishes all the album's minor key melodies and shrugs of the shoulders in one glorious cry of 'Oh Rye In Aye Eh' nonsense that sounds not unlike the gibberish on Lennon's '#9 Dream' (Lennon himself claimed it was gibberish by the way, that's not me being rude - the lines came to him in a 'dream' and he spent days trying to decipher them before realising they didn't mean anything!) That's fitting because this song too is about dreaming - it's hinted that the entire plot of 'Time Bandits' might well be 'just a dream', but if it is it's weirder even than mine and the song is keen to emphasise that, however mundane and ordinary our lives, the film's events are only a 'dream away' for us too. Watch out for the lines about 'waking while you're still deep sleeping'. Understanding this song helps if you know the film really well as all the verses relate to something, somewhere in the plot although George has taken a loose, scattershot approach to the script rather than telling us the story in detail or any strict order. Given the amount of work involved in this song's production and the short timeframe given to shooting the film (which everyone involved from director Terry Gilliam seemed to assume was going to be a flop) it's likely George wrote 'Dream Away' without seeing much of the film, if any - if so it's amazing how well he captures the spirit of fun-with-danger-lurking that's at the heart of the script. George, of course, was well practised in writing to time after his sterling work on 'Wonderwall' back in 1968 and had a real knack for getting the 'essence' of a film in his work. Taking vague impressions of scenes in the film, 'Dream Away' doesn't give away the story but tells the script in a series of flashbacks, 'tumbling through a thousand centuries' with 'treasures of history to be found'. George even gets in a characteristic dig at material greed in his verse about 'seeing the dream come undone' when the 'time bandits' steal Napoleon's treasure. 'Dream Away', then, is arguably the best of his small handful of songs written as 'pure pop' and nothing else, with a catchy (and very 1960s) pop hook and lyrics that manage to be vaguely intriguing to those who don't know the film at all. What it's doing stuck here at the end of a record about the inner self on holiday is another matter - perhaps this song should have been a stand alone single? (With George's song from the Handmade Film 'Water' on the back of it?!)

The album then ends on its saddest moment with 'Circles', a song that was actually written during the Beatles' time in India in 1968 (when George, particularly, went on a bit of a writing spree). A demo for the song does exist and is a bootleg regular, but so far hasn't had an official release yet. A moody ballad with the same hazy disorientating landscape as 'Blue Jay Way', 'Circles' sounds more like a poem set to music than a song and contains what was for George in 1968 strangely sad and bitter lyrics. Pre-empting Eric Clapton's betrayal in 1973, George imagines friends coming and going out of his life as his opinion of them changes, finding even the people he once considered enemies becoming friends and vice versa (is this an early sign of discontent within the Beatles? It might explain why the Let It Be sessions in January 1969 were quite so fraught). With the theme of circles in our minds George inevitably turns to karma and reincarnation for the last verse, imagining us going round and round our lives. George is noticeably sadder about this fact than on any other song on this theme though, as if he knows he'll only be going through the same cycles of trust and betrayal in another body. Predictably the song structure itself goes round in 'circles', always arriving back at the same point, only breaking out into one glorious middle eight burst of sunshine ('He who knows does not speak...') From what I've written 'Circles' sounds like a song with a lot of emotional investment, but that's not how George plays or sings it here: he sounds half-asleep at times with only a swirly organ, a tack piano and his own guitar for company. There's one song from George's canon that shares this song's strange mixture of anger and detachment: 'Not Guilty', another Beatles leftover from 1968 that George revisited later on (for the 'George Harrison' album in 1979). We said in our review of that song that so much had changed in the intervening 11 years that George's bitterness about the Apple years and his public persona of 'making friends with every Sikh' had been transformed into a distant memory, sung with a knowing adult wisdom the 25-year-old George didn't possess. What strikes you about 'Circles' is how close the 1983 version is to the one from 15 years before, with only a rather glossy production shine on top. George sounds as lost as he ever did in his youth and sings the song with the same dash of sadness, as if he's still making all the same mistakes. The result is a song that's rather hard to read and even harder to like, with that rather patronising preaching George lapses into every so often. However the lyrics are clever, the metaphor of going round pointlessly in circles being well used and you sense that George had an understanding of reincarnation much deeper than the simple lectures the Maharishi gave. The sudden appearance of this song after such a long gap may point to a lack of other ideas, but 'Circles' is a song worth revisiting and like 'Not Guilty' it's surprisingly that a song this good was a) passed over in the 1960s in favour of lesser compositions like 'Savoy Truffle' and 'Piggies and b) that George never returned to the song before this. You have to say, though, that 'Circles' seems to fit even less into the happy groove of 'Gone Troppo' than songs like 'I Really Love You' and 'Baby Don't Run Away', even if the theme makes for a neat repeat of the one in 'Wake Up My Love', which is arguably the more memorable of the two about going round in 'circles'.

Overall, then, it's easy to see why 'Gone Troppo' has never had that much praise from fans. The songs require a lot of work from listeners and doesn't seem to have involved as much work as normal from George, who as we've seen had good reason not to care as much as normal about this record. But George simply has too much talent not to give us total rubbish: every song on this album, even the lesser moments like 'I Really Love You' 'Mystical One' and 'Baby Don't Run Away' have something going for them and every fan with an interest in one of the many sides of George will delight in the spiritual honesty of 'Wake Up My Love', the gorgeous melody of 'That's The Way It Goes' or the glossy pop of 'Dream Away'. Of course being pulled in that many directions does not an album make and had George not been in such dispute with Warner Brothers he might well have cobbled together a more cohesive album about the sunshine that's clearly the central theme on this album. 'Gone Troppo' is clearly the work of a part-time musician as so many fans have said down the years, but that's no surprise: with a new family and a film production company George's music was always going to take a backseat compared to the days of old. The surprise is that, given the circumstances, 'Gone Troppo' is as good and enjoyable a listen as it is: for me the album sits neck and neck with either version 'Somewhere In England', an album that had much more time, care, revisions and money spent on it than this one. 'Troppo' may be a 'postcard' in comparison to the usual 'novels' George wrote per album across his solo career, but the opening two tracks alone still contain more depth and passion than most of the things being released by George's peers. Sadly 'Troppo' will end up being George's last release for five years and whatever you think of his music when it returns as the all-singing all-dancing commercial 'Cloud Nine' this is the end of an era, as George's two albums following this (four if you count the Travelling Wilburys discography) has a far more polished, less George-like sound than before. 'Gone Troppo' might not be a long lost classic that's worthy on every track and it pales in comparison to old and even semi-recent classics like 'George Harrison', but this little postcard is still quite a 'trip' and has far more longevity and interest than the average holiday snap.

'Extra Texture (Read All About It)' (1975)
'Thirty-Three And A Third' (1976)

'George Harrison' (1979)

‘Somewhere In England’ (1981)
‘Cloud Nine’ (1987)
'Brainwashed' (2002)
'Hidden Harrison - The Best Unreleased Recordings'
Live/Compilation/Spin-Off Albums Plus The Occasional Wilbury
Non-Album Recordings 1968-2001
Surviving TV Appearances 1971-2001

Essay: Why The Quiet Beatle Always Had So Much To Say
Five Landmark Concerts and Three Key Cover Songs

Ten AAA Songs That Are Better Unedited And Heard In Full! (News, Views and Music 228)

Sometimes more is just, well, more. Extended guitar solos. Missing verses. Elongated fadeouts. Jamming sessions par excellence. Really, you can't have too much of a good thing - unless, of course, you're trying to fit all that wonderment into a condensed three minute wow of a song that will actually fit on a record. All ten of these entries either are or have been made officially (sometimes by accident - oops!) and, in our humble opinion at least, sound even better than the finished, edited version that made the album, Happy hunting if you don't already own them all!

1) Buffalo Springfield

"Bluebird" (recorded 1967, hear it on the 1972 compilation 'Buffalo Springfield')

Heard on record (as part of 'Buffalo Springfield Again') 'Bluebird' is the Springfield's epic-but-compact psychedelic masterpiece, the much-belated follow-up to 'For What It's Worth' in which everything was thrown into the song (including, allegedly, 1111 guitar overdubs!) As released it's a tight, compact, four minute explosion of song and soul, zinging from one arena to another before reaching a criss-crossing guitar solo crescendo and a false ending with banjo that makes a u-turn and belatedly turns the song into a folk anthem. Before the banjo was added, however, 'Bluebird' was an epic nine minute freakout, involving much cries of 'alright!' , an improvised version of the band's previous number 'Leave' and all sorts of chaos that somehow, startlingly, seems to find it's way back into the riff just in time for the 'proper' conclusion from an audibly drained band. Not surprisingly, the Springfield never actually intended to release this in full at the time (it would have taken up half the album's running time for starters) and not surprisingly they were less than happy when ATCO dug out the master-tapes and accidentally left the song intact when releasing it as part of a compilation album. Still unavailable on CD (it would have made a fine addition to the Springfield box set), but available on youtube at the time of writing.

2) The Beach Boys

"Meant For You" (recorded 1968, hear it on the box set 'Made In California' 2013)

Among the new Beach Boy's set's biggest surprises was a full ninety second version of the thirty second fragment that came out as the opening song on AAA classic album 'Friends'. 'Have you ever seen a mother horse riding with her calf?' sings Brian Wilson, before singing a gorgeous middle eight about how all animals have 'families' and humans are no different - that they are meant to belong together. After years of speculating what the rest of the song might have sounded like, it's wonderful to know at last and - whilst still short and slight - this unedited version of the song doesn't disappoint.

3) The Monkees

"Star Collector" (recorded 1968, hear it on the CD re-issue of 'Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn and Jones LTD' 1996)

To many fans 'Star Collector' is the three minutes of freakiness that ended the Monkees' fourth LP and was about as far into space as the Monkees ever got, complete with trippy mellotrons, risque lyrics about groupies and an ending built on absolute chaos as the song self-destructs before our ears. To real fans, though, who know the Rhino CD re-issues with their bonus tracks well, 'Star Collector' is - erm - four minutes of freakiness that ended.... etc There isn't all that much difference, to be honest, but the trip from A (when the song is 'almost' normal) to B (when it ends in accompaniment to armageddon) is much smoother and easier to follow, with an added minute of extra whoops, squeaks and Peter Tork yelling 'bye bye' while clicking two sticks together. Far out, man.

4) The Byrds

"Candy" (recorded 1968, hear it on the CD re-issue of 'Dr Byrds and Mr Hyde' 1997)

Unlisted on the outside of the box is an extra thirty seconds of one of the Byrds' most unfairly overlooked songs, Roger McGuinn and John York's attempt at writing the title song for Ringo Starr's film 'Candy' about that most 1960s of themes, a randy gardener (trust me, it's a much better song than what got used!) 'Candy' tries hard but can never quite shed it's clunkly comical rhythms until a marvellous bit of improvisation when Clarence White and McGuinn's guitars mesh as one, building up a peak of atmospheric beauty which - shockingly - was excised from the record when it came out (in pure guitar terms, The Byrds are my case for the most psychedelic group that ever was, but it's amazing how often they tried to hide the fact during their career!) Without this missing part 'Candy' sounds like a failed novelty song, with it it sounds like a most perfect piece of late 60s pop.

5) Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young

"Almost Cut My Hair", recorded 1970, hear it on the box set 'CSN' 1991)

Even allowing for space issues, how on earth did this rare example of no-holds-barred, no overdubs CSNY get cut down from 8;49 to 4:25? The band are in terrific form that day, whalloping their way through Crosby's classic counter-culture song. Instead of fading on Cros' long held 'whoop', however, Stills and Young are having too much fun to stop and meet in the middle of one of the greatest guitar battles they ever fought. As the song gets faster and faster, Nash hits a organ groove that keeps the whole thing together before the band finally trip over themselves and leave the song to collapse in a smoking pile of rubble and drums. Perhaps the single greatest CSNY moment in terms of the studio, it's a huge shame that the quartet never work quite this closely ever again (indeed, there's only one other song from the 'Deja Vu' album that feature all four in the same room at the same time).

6) The Moody Blues

"Isn't Life Strange?" (recorded 1972, hear it on the CD re-issue of 'Seventh Sojourn' 2006)
As anyone whose read my review of 'Sojourn' will know, I really don't like this song, the one blot on an otherwise classic LP. It's not that the song is bad, just underdeveloped - ending each verse with a 'stra-a-a-a-ange' and rather irritating extended run of syllables that make poor John Lodge sound like he recorded it while his teeth were chattering. This song - already an epic at nearly six minutes - always sounded like it needed something more. And that something was, unforgivably, there from the beginning but left on the cutting room floor. A, err, 'moody' keyboard swell from Mike PInder in the middle of the song is quite lovely and makes the song sound both grand and grounded, exactly the moment of 'stop and smell the roses' awe that the song needs: without it it simply sounds like someone moaning and coming to conclusions that are, well, 'stra-a-a-a-a-ange'. Personally I'd have ended with this part and cut the whole second half of the song...

7) Pink Floyd

"Pigs On The Wing" (recorded 1977, hear it on the eight-track cartridge version of the album c.1981)

None of the band were in a good enough mood to oblige when EMI asked Pink Floyd if they could record an 'extra bit' for the eight track cartridge version of 'Animals', so that the album could be played in one long loop. The job went instead to Gilmour sound-alike Snowy White, who did a great job at capturing the haplessness and hope at the centre of this Roger Waters song which bookended the album. Heard as intended 'Pigs' is a quirky question-and-answer statement; heard as revisited here, going from security to doubt via a soaring guitar solo as great as any Gilmour recorded, this song somehow makes more sense (and, additionally, turns two minute long fragments into a substantial three minute song).

7) The Kinks

"Catch Me Now, I'm Falling" (recorded 1979, hear it on the CD re-issue of 'Low Budget' 2002)

Already quite an epic at 5 minutes, the CD version of Kinks album 'Low Budget' restores the 'missing' minute-and-three-quarters that got cut to keep the record down to size. You're not missing anything substantial if you only own the LP, but you do get longer and fierier Dave Davies guitar solos that make brother Ray's surrounding verses (sung as an angry America looking for help from Europe) all the more emotional.

9) The Rolling Stones

"Slave" (recorded 1981, hear it on the CD re-issue c.1990)

The version of 'Slave' heard on the original record never really takes off - it's clearly the result of a band jam, but it's one that trips over it's own big-riffed shoes before it has any real chance to become interesting. Hearing the full ten minute whack, though (added without comment to most CD versions of the album) makes a lot more sense. This is the Stones trying to ape 'proper' bands by stretching the song out far past breaking point and building on a claustrophobic riff that simply won't change it's mind (like the dominatrix of the song). Hearing the band stretch out gives the guitarists full chance to show off their skills while Mick Jagger, stretched to breaking point with having to come up with vocals for this mammoth beast, never sounds as if he's having this much fun during a Stones session ever again.

10) Neil Young

"Like An Inca" (recorded 1982, hear it on the CD re-issue c.1991)

Another CD that added a fuller,unedited mix (even if this, too, fades out at the end rather than gives a full ending) without comment. Instead of fading out around the 7:30 point (as on the original album), the song simply keeps going till an impressive 9:45. Unusually for this list, this time it's not just an instrumental passage missing but a whole last verse that was missing for nearly a decade, together with some brilliantly inventive Neil Young-Nils Lofgren guitar interplay (look, I know every other reviewer claims how boring this song is for sticking to one tired riff, but I don't hear that myself - this song is brilliantly claustrophobic and relentless, building up to a mammoth climax). The missing verse, which actually makes more sense of this time-travelling song: 'If you want to get high, build a foundation, sink those pylons deep and reach for the sky, we gotta go sooner than you know, gypsy told my fortune - she said that nothing shows!'

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5) National Wombat Week

6) AAA Box Sets

7) Virus Songs

8) Worst AAA-Related DVDs

9) Self-Punctuating Superstar Classics

10) Ways To Know You Have Turned Into A Collector

11) Political Songs

12) Totally Bonkers Concept Albums

13) Celebrating 40 Years Of The Beatles' White Album

14) Still Celebrating 40 Years Of The Beatles' White Album

15) AAA Existential Questions

16) Releases Of The Year 2008

17) Top AAA Xmas Songs

18) Notable AAA Gigs

19) All things '20' related for our 20th issue

20) Romantic odes for Valentine's Day

21) Hollies B sides

22) 'Other' BBC Session Albums

23) Beach Boys Rarities Still Not Available On CD

24) Songs John, Paul and George wrote for Ringo's solo albums

25) 5 of the Best Rock 'n' Roll Tracks From The Pre-Beatles Era

26) AAA Autobiographies

27) Rolling Stones B-sides

28) Beatles B-Sides

29) The lllloooonnngggeesssttt AAA songs of all time

30) Kinks B-Sides

31) Abandoned CSNY projects 'wasted on the way'

32) Best AAA Rarities and Outtakes Sets

33) News We've Missed While We've Been Away

34) Birthday Songs for our 1st Anniversary

35) Brightest Album Covers

36) Biggest Recorded Arguments

37) Songs About Superheroes

38) AAA TV Networks That Should Exist

39) AAA Woodtsock Moments

40) Top Moments Of The Past Year As Voted For By Readers

41) Music Segues

42) AAA Foreign Language Songs

43) 'Other' Groups In Need Of Re-Mastering

44) The Kinks Preservation Rock Opera - Was It Really About The Forthcoming UK General Election?

45) Mono and Stereo Mixes - Biggest Differences

46) Weirdest Things To Do When A Band Member Leaves

47) Video Clips Exclusive To Youtube (#1)

48) Top AAA Releases Of 2009

49) Songs About Trains

50) Songs about Winter

51) Songs about astrology plus horoscopes for selected AAA members

52) The Worst Five Groups Ever!

53) The Most Over-Rated AAA Albums

54) Top AAA Rarities Exclusive To EPs

55) Random Recent Purchases (#1)

56) AAA Party Political Slogans

57) Songs To Celebrate 'Rock Sunday'

58) Strange But True (?) AAA Ghost Stories

59) AAA Artists In Song

60) Songs About Dogs

61) Sunshiney Songs

62) The AAA Staff Play Their Own Version Of Monoploy/Mornington Crescent!

63) What 'Other' British Invasion DVDs We'd Like To See

64) What We Want To Place In Our AAA Time Capsule

65) AAA Conspiracy Theroies

66) Weirdest Things To Do Before - And After - Becoming A Star

67) Songs To Tweet To

68) Greatest Ever AAA Solos

69) John Lennon Musical Tributes

70) Songs For Halloween

71) Earliest Examples Of Psychedelia

72) Purely Instrumental Albums

73) AAA Utopias

74) AAA Imaginary Bands

75) Unexpected AAA Cover Versions

76) Top Releases of 2010

77) Songs About Snow

78) Predictions For 2011

79) AAA Fugitives

80) AAA Home Towns

81) The Biggest Non-Musical Influences On The 1960s

82) AAA Groups Covering Other AAA Groups

83) Strange Censorship Decisions

84) AAA Albums Still Unreleased on CD

85) Random Recent Purchases (#2)

86) Top AAA Music Videos

87) 30 Day Facebook Music Challenge

88) AAA Documentaries

89) Unfinished and 'Lost' AAA Albums

90) Strangest AAA Album Covers

91) AAA Performers Live From Mars (!)

92) Songs Including The Number '100' for our 100th Issue

93) Most Songs Recorded In A Single Day

94) Most Revealing AAA Interviews

95) Top 10 Pre-Fame Recordings

96) The Shortest And Longest AAA Albums

97) The AAA Allstars Ultimate Band Line-Up

98) Top Songs About Sports

99) AAA Conversations With God

100) AAA Managers: The Good, The Bad and the Financially Ugly

101) Unexpected AAA Cameos

102) AAA Words You can Type Into A Caluclator

103) AAA Court Cases

104) Postmodern Songs About Songwriting

105) Biggest Stylistic Leaps Between Albums

106) 20 Reasons Why Cameron Should Go!

107) The AAA Pun-Filled Cookbook

108) Classic Debut Releases

109) Five Uses Of Bird Sound Effects

110) AAA Classic Youtube Clips Part #1

111) Part #2

112) Part #3

113) AAA Facts You Might Not Know

114) The 20 Rarest AAA Records

115) AAA Instrumental Songs

116) Musical Tarot

117) Christmas Carols

118) Top AAA Releases Of 2011

119) AAA Bands In The Beano/The Dandy

120) Top 20 Guitarists #1

121) #2

122) 'Shorty' Nomination Award Questionairre

123) Top Best-Selling AAA Albums

124) AAA Songs Featuring Bagpipes

125) A (Hopefully) Complete List Of AAA Musicians On Twitter

126) Beatles Albums That Might Have Been 1970-74 and 1980

127) DVD/Computer Games We've Just Invented

128) The AAA Albums With The Most Weeks At #1 in the UK

129) The AAA Singles With The Most Weeks At #1 in the UK

130) Lyric Competition (Questions)

131) Top Crooning Classics

132) Funeral Songs

133) AAA Songs For When Your Phone Is On Hold

134) Random Recent Purchases (#3)

135) Lyric Competition (Answers)

136) Bee Gees Songs/AAA Goes Disco!

137) The Best AAA Sleevenotes (And Worst)

138) A Short Precise Of The Years 1962-70

139) More Wacky AAA-Related Films And Their Soundtracks

140) AAA Appearances On Desert Island Discs

141) Songs Exclusive To Live Albums

142) More AAA Songs About Armageddon

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154) The human singing voice carries with it a vast array of emotions, thoughts that cannot be expressed in any other way except opening the lungs and...

Everyone has a spiritual home, even if they don’t actually live there. Mine is in a windy, rainy city where the weather is always awful but the...

Having a family does funny things to some musicians, as we’ve already seen in this week’s review (surely the only AAA album actually written around...

Some artists just have no idea what their best work really is. One thing that amazes me as a collector is how consistently excellent many of the...

159) A (Not That) Short Guide To The 15 Best Non-AAA Bands

160) The Greatest AAA Drum Solos (Or Near Solos!)

161) AAA Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall Of Fame Acceptance Speeches

162) AAA Re-Recordings Of Past Songs

163) A Coalition Christmas (A Fairy Tale)

164) AAA Songs About Islands

165) The AAA Review Of The Year 2012

166) The Best AAA Concerts I Attended

167) Tributes To The 10 AAA Stars Who Died The Youngest

168) The First 10 AAA Songs Listed Alphabetically

171) The 10 Best Songs From The Psychedelia Box-Sets ‘Nuggets’ and ‘Nuggets Two’

172) The 20 Most Common Girl’s Names In AAA Song Titles (With Definitions) 

180) First Recordings By Future AAA Stars

185) A Tribute To Storm Thorgerson Via The Five AAA Bands He Worked With

188) Surprise! Celebrating 300 Album Reviews With The Biggest 'Surprises' Of The Past Five Years Of Alan's Album Archives!

190) Comparatively Obscure First Compositions By AAA Stars

193) Evolution Of A Band: Comparing First Lyric With Last Lyric:

200) The Monkees In Relation To Postmodernism (University Dissertation)

202) Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain': Was It About One Of The AAA Crew?

217) AAA 'Christmas Presents' we'd most like to have next year

221) Dr Who and the AAA (Five Musical Links)

222) Five Random Recent Purchases

223) AAA Grammy Nominees

224) Ten AAA songs that are better heard unedited and in full

225) The shortest gaps between AAA albums

226) The longest gaps between AAA albums

227) Top ten AAA drummers

228) Top Ten AAA Singles (In Terms of 'A' and 'B' Sides)

229) The Stories Behind Six AAA Logos

230) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! The Best Ten AAA Screams

231) An AAA Pack Of Horses

232) AAA Granamas - Sorry, Anagrams!

233) AAA Surnames and Their Meanings

234) 20 Erroneous AAA Album Titles

235) The Best AAA Orchestral Arrangements

236) Top 30 Hilariously Misheard Album Titles/Lyrics

237) Ten controversial AAA sackings - and whether they were right

238) A Critique On Critiquing - In Response To Brian Wilson

239) The Ten MusicianS Who've Played On The Most AAA Albums

240) Thoughts on #CameronMustGo

241) Random Recent Purchases (Kinks/Grateful Dead/Nils Lofgren/Rolling Stones/Hollies) 

242) AAA Christmas Number Ones 

243) AAA Review Of The Year 2014 (Top Releases/Re-issues/Documentaries/DVDs/Books/Songs/ Articles  plus worst releases of the year)

244) Me/CFS Awareness Week 2015

245) Why The Tory 2015 Victory Seems A Little...Suspicious

246) A Plea For Peace and Tolerance After The Attacks on Paris - and Syria

247) AAA Review Of The Year 2015

248) The Fifty Most Read AAA Articles (as of December 31st 2015)

249) The Revised AAA Crossword!

251) Half-A-Dozen Berries Plus One (An AAA Tribute To Chuck Berry)

252) Guest Post: ‘The Skids – Joy’ (1981) by Kenny Brown

254) Guest Post: ‘Supertramp – Some Things Never Change’ by Kenny Brown

255) AAA Review Of The Year 2018

256) AAA Review Of The Year 2019 plus Review Of The Decade 2010-2019

257) Tiermaker

258) #Coronastock

259) #Coronadocstock