Monday 7 January 2013

Please Nominate Us For A Shorty Award! (2013)

Yes, it's that time of year again! Please can I ask those of you who've e4njoyed this website over the past 12 months to nominate for a 'Shorty Award' in the 'blogging' category by clicking on this link? (You can vote for us in other categories too if you wish but iwe rather shot ourselves in the foot last year by having one nominatoion in fiove different categories so hopefully we'll be a bit more coordinated this time if everybody votes in just the one!) Hopefully a good response will see our site become better known and grow throughout the year (and I promise it won't go to my head. Well, not much)If you want a noimination in return just send us a tweet!

Things haven't changed that much since this time last year when we filled in our 'Shorty Award' questionnaire as the 'top five' part of News, Views and Music 131 so we've re-printed them here for a giggle!:

The Shorty Interview with Alan Pattinson (@alansarchives)
What's your best tweet?
I did enjoy comparing Nick Clegg to Nelson, the fox from ‘Mongrels’ as ‘Britain’s best fictional character’ or commenting how apt it was that the Thatcher 'Iron Lady' film came on just as 'The Worst Witch' repeat was ending!
What are six things you could never do without?
MP3 player, CD player, cassette player, record player...hmm think you're getting the idea by now. Oh and two soft toy dogs, Max and Bingo!
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
By plugging my site. Endlessly. Remember folks, it's (or
What's your favorite Twitter app?
One that links to my blog - yesssiree, it's, remember. Just saying in case you'd forgotten!
Twitter or Facebook?
Both. Facebook for friends I know and always want in my life - Twitter for people I'll never probably meet but are glad to have in my life
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Queen_UK's tweet about Prince Charles getting a plastic crown in his cracker last year...
What feature should Twitter add?
A link to my website - it's Wait, did I already mention that?!
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Hundreds of musicians, I'd love to see CSNY on here (update: Crosby and Nash have both joined since last year and Dr Who, but then he's a bit busy saving the world from destruction every day to tweet
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
discombobulate, Simon and Garfunkel, Belle and Sebastian, Max The Singing Dog
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Everyone! And get visiting my site while you're about it: it's, visit us now!
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Only by accident. The more to follow the merrier in my view.
Why should we vote for you?
Because I'm plugging my site, hang on, because if you share a passion for 1960s and 70s music I can help with your symptoms
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#alansalbumarchives, #Cameronmustgo #TheQueenhasabdicated, #CSNYatnumberone, #TheFaceOfBoHasWonTheLottery, #BingoIsSober, #Maxhaslosthisvoice
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
NutTheSquirrel - it isn't everyday you get to chat to a beanie squirrel. I'm beginning to think Queen_UK isn't really the queen...
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#alansalbumarchivesisgreat, #bingoisdrunkagain, #wakemeupwhenthecoalitionisover
How do you make your tweets unique?
Trust me, when you're this monkeynuts after writing a multi-billion word count site, the way you see the world is very unique!
What inspires you to tweet?
Music, madness, insanity, insincerity, injustice, inhumanity and daily events in my life that are so random I just have to share them
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
No, luckily that illness is easily tweeted! (Groan!)
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Remember that you'll always always always always always always always always use more letters than you think you are actually going to nee-
How long can you go without a tweet?
I can manage...erm..ahh...umm...HELP! it's been too long! Stop asking me questions and let me tweet! I take it back - this is untweetable!
What question are we not asking here that we should?
What was the address of that marvellous website again? Why its, #thanksforasking!
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Multiple accounts to cope with everyone's multiple personalities.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it's a waste of time. Like 99% of our lives isn't anyway?!
Why should people follow you?
Our music site at, which has more writing than a boring science text book, but far more laughs
How do you decide what to tweet?
I take a long slow lazy look through the inner workings of my mind, fall asleep, turn on the telly and steal something funny by somebody else
Why'd you start tweeting?
To plug my website ( That and to keep an eye on what Bingo tweets when he is drunk!
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes. This site used to be just me, my thoughts and a laptop - now it's just me, my thoughts, a laptop and various followers!
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Visit my site! Only joking - I would say the community spirit on Twitter is already about as good as it can get!
How will the world change in the next year?
Aliens will start tweeting their own messages from the planet Zigorous Three+all the 'April 1st' editions of my website will be proved right!
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Tweeting personal opinions when you're in a job where you're not supposed to have any (politicians especially). Lucky no one knows me!
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Like it is now, but with no Coalition or Royal Family, more music websites and singing dogs with canes and contact from aliens on Zigorous 3!

Shorty awardb interview with Alan's Albukm Archives mascot and Youtube video tsra MaxTheSingingDog (@MaxTheSingingDo)
What are six things you could never do without?
My cane, my top hat, my bow tie, New York New York, Youtube, Alan's Album Archives
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
It gives me the inspiration to remain an Alan's Album Archives mascot and create lots of fun Youtube videos! It also shows me the world is mad
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
#bingoisdrunkagain, #stopsingingmax,
What feature should Twitter add?
An avatar who can sing your best tweets, dressed in a top hat and cane!
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#singing dogs, #newyorknewyork, #Imanalansalbumarchivesreader, #Ivejusthadnewbatteriesandavoiceboxinstalled
140 characters of advice for a new user?
‘I'm spreading the news, if you're tweeting today, you'll want to be a part of it...'
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
More canines with top hats and canes, less obnoxious boy bands and girl bands and politician faux pas
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That there aren't any musical dogs on Twitter. I mean there's me and Bingo for starters!
Why should people follow you?
Don't nominate me - follow @alansarchives - though I do tweet occasionally about singing New York New York and wearing hats
How do you decide what to tweet?
It's usually the song I'm singing in my head at the time. Wait, here it comes now: 'I'm spreading the news, I'm leaving today...'
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Sing 'New York New York' and read Alan's Album Archives!
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Tweeting without being properly dressed ie wearing a bow tie, top hat and cane
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
The whole world will be singing New York New York + I'll have to sign lots of autographs: though that might be hard as I never put my cane down

The Shorty Award interview with EwokNinja, the scary creature that lives in the AAA closet:
What's your best tweet?
mwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!cough! And you can quote me on that!
Why should we vote for you?
Cos I;m an ewok ninja! bwahahahahahaha!
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
@BingoDogHic - the most drunken dog I've ever had the pleasure to tweet!
What inspires you to tweet?
The chance to scare Mike and jump out of his closet! Mwahahahahahah!
How long can you go without a tweet?
Quite long - it's hard to type on a laptop with paws
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
More ewok ninjas, less embarrassing blond teenagers who can't sing
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes. I used to be just an imaginary ewok ninja skulking at the back of closets. Now I'm an imaginary ewok ninja with followers!

The Shorty Award interview with AAA mascot and Youtube star Bingo The Boozy Dog (@bingodoghic)
What's your favorite Twitter app?
The boozy dogs TM! Magic! Hic! Or did I just dream that?! Hichic!
Twitter or Facebook?
Hic! What's facebook? My face isn't in a book! Hahahahahahahahaha! And twitter's what birds do isn't it?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Yesh but I'm not telling you hername, teeheehee. It's the poodle from no 11 if you really want to know! Hic!
Why should we vote for you?
Don't vote for me - vote for @alansarchives. He's more sober than I am. Hic!
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Only when drunk. Teeheehee!
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Alansarchives, not to mention EwokNinjas and Maxthesingingdog. Hic!
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
@ewokninjas _ I mean? Eowk ninjas? How could anyone believe in such a thing ha ha ha they must be stupid!...wait, there's one right behind me now isn't there?!AAAAAAAAAAAH!
How do you decide what to tweet?
I just look at the keyboard and go qdad;ak;dka;f;skfksda;fksa;fkzzzzzzzzzzzhic!
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes - I'll drink to that! Hic! Hic! Hic!
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Tweet me offers on alcohol. Hic! Or give me the address of that poodle at no 11...
How will the world change in the next year?
More dogs will twittr whilst drunk. Hichic!
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Twittering while drunk. Hic!

A NOW COMPLETE List Of Top Five/Top Ten/TOP TWENTY  Entries 2008-2019
1) Chronic Fatigue songs

2) Songs For The Face Of Bo

3) Credit Crunch Songs

4) Songs For The Autumn

5) National Wombat Week

6) AAA Box Sets

7) Virus Songs

8) Worst AAA-Related DVDs

9) Self-Punctuating Superstar Classics

10) Ways To Know You Have Turned Into A Collector

11) Political Songs

12) Totally Bonkers Concept Albums

13) Celebrating 40 Years Of The Beatles' White Album

14) Still Celebrating 40 Years Of The Beatles' White Album

15) AAA Existential Questions

16) Releases Of The Year 2008

17) Top AAA Xmas Songs

18) Notable AAA Gigs

19) All things '20' related for our 20th issue

20) Romantic odes for Valentine's Day

21) Hollies B sides

22) 'Other' BBC Session Albums

23) Beach Boys Rarities Still Not Available On CD

24) Songs John, Paul and George wrote for Ringo's solo albums

25) 5 of the Best Rock 'n' Roll Tracks From The Pre-Beatles Era

26) AAA Autobiographies

27) Rolling Stones B-sides

28) Beatles B-Sides

29) The lllloooonnngggeesssttt AAA songs of all time

30) Kinks B-Sides

31) Abandoned CSNY projects 'wasted on the way'

32) Best AAA Rarities and Outtakes Sets

33) News We've Missed While We've Been Away

34) Birthday Songs for our 1st Anniversary

35) Brightest Album Covers

36) Biggest Recorded Arguments

37) Songs About Superheroes

38) AAA TV Networks That Should Exist

39) AAA Woodtsock Moments

40) Top Moments Of The Past Year As Voted For By Readers

41) Music Segues

42) AAA Foreign Language Songs

43) 'Other' Groups In Need Of Re-Mastering

44) The Kinks Preservation Rock Opera - Was It Really About The Forthcoming UK General Election?

45) Mono and Stereo Mixes - Biggest Differences

46) Weirdest Things To Do When A Band Member Leaves

47) Video Clips Exclusive To Youtube (#1)

48) Top AAA Releases Of 2009

49) Songs About Trains

50) Songs about Winter

51) Songs about astrology plus horoscopes for selected AAA members

52) The Worst Five Groups Ever!

53) The Most Over-Rated AAA Albums

54) Top AAA Rarities Exclusive To EPs

55) Random Recent Purchases (#1)

56) AAA Party Political Slogans

57) Songs To Celebrate 'Rock Sunday'

58) Strange But True (?) AAA Ghost Stories

59) AAA Artists In Song

60) Songs About Dogs

61) Sunshiney Songs

62) The AAA Staff Play Their Own Version Of Monoploy/Mornington Crescent!

63) What 'Other' British Invasion DVDs We'd Like To See

64) What We Want To Place In Our AAA Time Capsule

65) AAA Conspiracy Theroies

66) Weirdest Things To Do Before - And After - Becoming A Star

67) Songs To Tweet To

68) Greatest Ever AAA Solos

69) John Lennon Musical Tributes

70) Songs For Halloween

71) Earliest Examples Of Psychedelia

72) Purely Instrumental Albums

73) AAA Utopias

74) AAA Imaginary Bands

75) Unexpected AAA Cover Versions

76) Top Releases of 2010

77) Songs About Snow

78) Predictions For 2011

79) AAA Fugitives

80) AAA Home Towns

81) The Biggest Non-Musical Influences On The 1960s

82) AAA Groups Covering Other AAA Groups

83) Strange Censorship Decisions

84) AAA Albums Still Unreleased on CD

85) Random Recent Purchases (#2)

86) Top AAA Music Videos

87) 30 Day Facebook Music Challenge

88) AAA Documentaries

89) Unfinished and 'Lost' AAA Albums

90) Strangest AAA Album Covers

91) AAA Performers Live From Mars (!)

92) Songs Including The Number '100' for our 100th Issue

93) Most Songs Recorded In A Single Day

94) Most Revealing AAA Interviews

95) Top 10 Pre-Fame Recordings

96) The Shortest And Longest AAA Albums

97) The AAA Allstars Ultimate Band Line-Up

98) Top Songs About Sports

99) AAA Conversations With God

100) AAA Managers: The Good, The Bad and the Financially Ugly

101) Unexpected AAA Cameos

102) AAA Words You can Type Into A Caluclator

103) AAA Court Cases

104) Postmodern Songs About Songwriting

105) Biggest Stylistic Leaps Between Albums

106) 20 Reasons Why Cameron Should Go!

107) The AAA Pun-Filled Cookbook

108) Classic Debut Releases

109) Five Uses Of Bird Sound Effects

110) AAA Classic Youtube Clips Part #1

111) Part #2

112) Part #3

113) AAA Facts You Might Not Know

114) The 20 Rarest AAA Records

115) AAA Instrumental Songs

116) Musical Tarot

117) Christmas Carols

118) Top AAA Releases Of 2011

119) AAA Bands In The Beano/The Dandy

120) Top 20 Guitarists #1

121) #2

122) 'Shorty' Nomination Award Questionairre

123) Top Best-Selling AAA Albums

124) AAA Songs Featuring Bagpipes

125) A (Hopefully) Complete List Of AAA Musicians On Twitter

126) Beatles Albums That Might Have Been 1970-74 and 1980

127) DVD/Computer Games We've Just Invented

128) The AAA Albums With The Most Weeks At #1 in the UK

129) The AAA Singles With The Most Weeks At #1 in the UK

130) Lyric Competition (Questions)

131) Top Crooning Classics

132) Funeral Songs

133) AAA Songs For When Your Phone Is On Hold

134) Random Recent Purchases (#3)

135) Lyric Competition (Answers)

136) Bee Gees Songs/AAA Goes Disco!

137) The Best AAA Sleevenotes (And Worst)

138) A Short Precise Of The Years 1962-70

139) More Wacky AAA-Related Films And Their Soundtracks

140) AAA Appearances On Desert Island Discs

141) Songs Exclusive To Live Albums

142) More AAA Songs About Armageddon

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159) A (Not That) Short Guide To The 15 Best Non-AAA Bands

160) The Greatest AAA Drum Solos (Or Near Solos!)

161) AAA Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall Of Fame Acceptance Speeches

162) AAA Re-Recordings Of Past Songs

163) A Coalition Christmas (A Fairy Tale)

164) AAA Songs About Islands

165) The AAA Review Of The Year 2012

166) The Best AAA Concerts I Attended

167) Tributes To The 10 AAA Stars Who Died The Youngest

168) The First 10 AAA Songs Listed Alphabetically

171) The 10 Best Songs From The Psychedelia Box-Sets ‘Nuggets’ and ‘Nuggets Two’

172) The 20 Most Common Girl’s Names In AAA Song Titles (With Definitions) 

180) First Recordings By Future AAA Stars

185) A Tribute To Storm Thorgerson Via The Five AAA Bands He Worked With

188) Surprise! Celebrating 300 Album Reviews With The Biggest 'Surprises' Of The Past Five Years Of Alan's Album Archives!

190) Comparatively Obscure First Compositions By AAA Stars

193) Evolution Of A Band: Comparing First Lyric With Last Lyric:

200) The Monkees In Relation To Postmodernism (University Dissertation)

202) Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain': Was It About One Of The AAA Crew?

217) AAA 'Christmas Presents' we'd most like to have next year

221) Dr Who and the AAA (Five Musical Links)

222) Five Random Recent Purchases

223) AAA Grammy Nominees

224) Ten AAA songs that are better heard unedited and in full

225) The shortest gaps between AAA albums

226) The longest gaps between AAA albums

227) Top ten AAA drummers

228) Top Ten AAA Singles (In Terms of 'A' and 'B' Sides)

229) The Stories Behind Six AAA Logos

230) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! The Best Ten AAA Screams

231) An AAA Pack Of Horses

232) AAA Granamas - Sorry, Anagrams!

233) AAA Surnames and Their Meanings

234) 20 Erroneous AAA Album Titles

235) The Best AAA Orchestral Arrangements

236) Top 30 Hilariously Misheard Album Titles/Lyrics

237) Ten controversial AAA sackings - and whether they were right

238) A Critique On Critiquing - In Response To Brian Wilson

239) The Ten MusicianS Who've Played On The Most AAA Albums

240) Thoughts on #CameronMustGo

241) Random Recent Purchases (Kinks/Grateful Dead/Nils Lofgren/Rolling Stones/Hollies) 

242) AAA Christmas Number Ones 

243) AAA Review Of The Year 2014 (Top Releases/Re-issues/Documentaries/DVDs/Books/Songs/ Articles  plus worst releases of the year)

244) Me/CFS Awareness Week 2015

245) Why The Tory 2015 Victory Seems A Little...Suspicious

246) A Plea For Peace and Tolerance After The Attacks on Paris - and Syria

247) AAA Review Of The Year 2015

248) The Fifty Most Read AAA Articles (as of December 31st 2015)

249) The Revised AAA Crossword!

251) Half-A-Dozen Berries Plus One (An AAA Tribute To Chuck Berry)

252) Guest Post: ‘The Skids – Joy’ (1981) by Kenny Brown

254) Guest Post: ‘Supertramp – Some Things Never Change’ by Kenny Brown

255) AAA Review Of The Year 2018

256) AAA Review Of The Year 2019 plus Review Of The Decade 2010-2019

257) Tiermaker

258) #Coronastock

259) #Coronadocstock