Monday, 27 October 2008
News, Views and Music Issue 10 (Top Five): Ways You Know You Have Turned Into A Collector
♫ And finally, to celebrate the fact that our site might (finally!) be reaching out to other music monkeynuts around the world, here’s our top five ways of knowing when you have turned into a collector:
5) The volunteers in charity shops know you by name because you have visited them so often on the ‘off-chance’ that they might have suddenly been given a rare donation during the previous week!
4) You no longer have any space for storing the inessentials in your life any longer and have to throw them out. Things like your bed, wardrobe and fridge.
3)Your forehead starts evolving to fit round the shape of the headphones you always have in place.
2) You start having dreams about filing your collection away in alphabetical order and wake up feeling more fulfilled than you do with any other dream!
1) You start reading sites like this one!
That’s all for this week, folks. See you next time!
p.s. If anyone has any serious requests for the ‘newsletter’, please email in or let us know what you want on the forum and we’ll do our best to think of something (and when I say ‘serious’, that means no requests to review Spice Girls CDs, OK?!?)