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Non-Album Recordings Part #11: 1981
While 10cc's albums were released on the
Mercury label in most of Europe, over in America they were on Warner Brothers -
a curious side effect of the management fiasco that saw the band's managers
changing a plan that the band had agreed on while they were all away on holiday
in order to make 'more money'. Mercury had done better out of 10cc in general and
'I'm Not In Love' in particular and weren't too fussed about the fall in sales
but Warner Brothers were. So they ordered the band to re-think their
just-submitted LP 'Ten Out Of Ten' with the help of a young hot-shot they
thought would be on a similar cerebral level. Actually their choice of Andrew
Gold was a better idea than it sounds and both sides brought something out of
the other - Andrew brought some much needed enthusiasm into a band that was
becoming a little stale, while Eric and Graham taught Gold how to reign in his
slightly more OTT qualities. In total the band made four recordings together before Gold returned to
his own career, with three of them appearing on the 'Ten Out Of Ten' record and
additionally two appeared as A-sides and two as B-sides. The first to be
released was [112] 'Tomorrow's
World Today' which first appeared as the flipside of 'Don't Turn Me
Away'. A cheeky eccentric Gouldman song in the 'Sheet Music' mould, it couldn't
have sounded less like Eric's earnest A-side. It's kind of a plea to the band's
fanbase that things have got to change because music is forever evolving, sung
by Graham with a wild-eyes stare that suggests he's right on board (Eric, less
happy about being what to do and who to work with, also turns in some genuinely
exciting guitar bursts in the background). Sadly the lyric soon becomes a
'list' song, with people of yesteryear ('Howard Hughes and Blue Suede Shoes')
and things that used to seem science-fiction but which are 'normal' by 1981
standards ('micro-chips and sci-fli flicks....computer games, transplants,
sperm banks and body scanners') set against each other. Fittingly the
arrangement is a clever mis-mash of the retro 50s rockabilly style and the
then-current new wave trend of blaring twinkly keyboards. Find it on: the CD re-issue of 'Ten Out Of Ten'
The most potmodernist 10cc song since
'The Worst Band In The World' and 'SSSSSilly Love' , this similar Gouldman-Gold
collaboration [ ] 'We've Heard It All Before!'
has Graham trying to fit 'my life into three minute symphonies' and struggling
to come up with something that isn't clichéd by the end of the record. The
title seems a tad mean, given that 10cc had never quite sounded the way they
did in 1981, it is however exactly what the record company asked for: a more
'10cc' sounding song reborn for the modern age. Sadly the modern age then was
the 1980s and the Wax-style synths date this song very badly (you really have
heard songs like this by now, many many times, though that wasn't true in 1981)
but the song underneath all this is sound and the most genuinely funny 10cc
release in some time. production hi-jinks allows Graham to move 'from mono to
stereo' while complaining that 'Mozart would be shocked by the crap on the
radio!' Andrew himself guests on the chorus as he tries to croon, Lol 'SSSSilly
Love' style', only to get laughed off the record with the cry 'we've heard it
all before!' Perhaps too little too late to reverse 10cc's fortunes (the single
missed the charts everywhere, outperformed by the 'proper' album singles 'Les
Nouveaux Riches' and 'Don't Turn Me Away') and not a patch on what the
heartfelt emotional complex songs the band were making in their 'day job' but
an intriguing curio nonetheless. Find it on: the CD
re-issue of 'Ten Out Of Ten'
The next 'Gold' flop single - if that's
not an oxymoron - [ ] 'The Power Of Love' was a
more traditional ballad. No, this is not
the Huey Lewis or even the Frankie Goes To Hollywood single but arguably a
better song written between the two members of 10cc and Andrew Gold. A slinky,
sultry song turns more uptempo as Eric sings about just how overpoweringly
massive love can be even though it's often dismissed as something light and
silly. Eric sings about getting 'hooked', how 'life can never be the same' once
you've felt the pull and tug and how differently he views the world afterwards.
A middle eight has Graham waiting to be served in a restaurant when he spies
the waitress and 'forgets all about the food!' The instrumental, though, is
pure Andrew Gold - synth sound effects that couldn't be more 1980s if they came
with a perm and shoulder pads. An interesting song in asmuch as it sounds very
like the serious songs Eric was writing in this period about 'making the most
about life' and 'there is nothing more important than love', but it's done in a
very old-fashioned 10cc way with a very poppy feel about it. The two things
don't quite fit together and the song is more forgettable than the other tracks
Eric was pouring his heart out on in this period, but it's another overlooked
minor gem from the period. Find it on: 'Tenology'
(2012) and the CD re-issue of 'Ten Out Of Ten'
The 'odd one out' of the quartet of
Andrew Gold recordings, [ ] 'You're Coming Home Again' is
arguably the best despite only ever being released as a B-side (to 'Power Of
Love'). A gorgeous Eric Stewart ballad right up there with his best, the
narrator sits at home alone wondering when his baby is going to 'come home
again'. The enforced loneliness has made him realise for the first time just
how much his lover means to him and how desperate he is to have her in his
life, as he vows to make up for every quarrel they've ever had. It's hard not
to see this track, especially with the 'Windows In The Jungle' songs on the
horizon, as a delayed response to the car crash that nearly killed him in 1979
and left him alone in a hospital ward re-evaluating his life and priorities.
The other songs all have Eric vowing that he's realised something big and to
make amends, but this is the most heartbreaking apology of them all as Eric
apologises for everything he got wrong and tries so hard to make a difference,
with a typically gorgeous guitar solo - perhaps the best ever use of his
natural 'clarity' style - cutting through the song with warmth and guilt.
Eric's vocal too is beautiful, reaching a peak in the last verse when instead
of hanging his head again sadly he soars, holding the line 'I love you
soooooooooo' as if he's never ever going to let go ever again. Superb. The best
10cc B-side wince 'Waterfall' and even by the high standards of the 'Ten Out Of
Ten' LP one of the very best things recorded in this period. Find it on: the CD re-issue of 'Ten Out Of Ten'
Godley-Creme seem unlikely to be the
sort of people to give into record company needs themselves, but that's what [ ] 'The Power Behind The Throne' sounds like, the commercial
new-version-with-lyrics of the previous year's B-side 'Submarine'. Oddly
enough, it's this track that sounds like it's more about a 'submarine' with a
vessel going down and 'all hands on deck' a metaphor for a romance that's going
wrong ('I'm sick of dodging rolling pins, I want some loving instead!')
Godley's hen-pecked narrator passes all power over to his missus and declares
her 'the power behind the throne' but it makes no difference - this 'real bossy
woman' still rules with a fist of iron. The closest Godley-Creme ever get to
aping the reggae style of their former band's new style (on 'Dreadlock Holiday'
et al), it's actually a lot more inventive than the better received A-side
'Under Your Thumb'. Listen out for a voice shouting out 'World War Two!' at the
start of the track, for no apparent reason (unless of course Clementine
Churchill or Eva Braun had more impact on their husband's politics than we've
long assumed). Find it on: 'Images' ( 1993) and the
CD re-issue of 'Ismism'
You don't tend to think of 10cc as a
'sexy' and yet two of the most horny, outrageous and kinky tracks in the entire
AAA canon are theirs. Godley-Creme wrotethe eye-opening mastubatory tribute 'Headroom'
for 'How Dare You!' in 1976 and followed it up with the equally risque B-side [ ] 'Babies'. 'I'm not a building, but you erect me' deadpans Godley as
he tries to woo a girl into bed, promising not to love her forever but to have
children together. My guess is this weird song started out as an attempt to
make a sequel to 'Neanderthal Man' (by now over a decade old) - it's a very
percussion-heavy backing at roughly the same speed just on 1980s instruments
and the lyrics are more spoken rather than sung. Both also touch on the
'purity' of cavemen love and lust being the only reason any of us are here at
all. Some of the lines are hilarious: 'Last time we did it I was shy' sighs
Godley, 'But this time I'm not going to miss the target, I'm going to score a
bulls-eye!' Lol's intense throbbing guitar part is pretty darn great too.
Whether coincidental or not, the coupling of this B-side with the A-side
'Wedding Bells' seems an entirely natural pairing somehow. Far more inventive
and way funnier than anything on the 'Ismism' album, this song will either
haunt your dreams or your nightmares, or more likely both. Find it on: the CD
re-issue of 'Ismism'.
Non-Album Recordings Part #12: 1982
The only 10cc release in 1982 was the
sweet single [110] 'Run Away',
an Eric Stewart ballad that could have easily slotted on as part of either 'Ten
Out Of Ten' or 'Windows In The Jungle'. Eric is still kicking himself for
letting someone important walk out of his life and it all feels so unreal, as
if he's in a 'dream'. The kinder, softer companion song to 'Don't Ask' from the
previous album, it's at one with Eric's other songs about only now realising
how precious a loved one is to him. The song is sweet, with a typically golden
Eric vocal mixing love with humility and there's a nice return to the 'I'm Not
I Love' choir of 'ahhhh's in the background vocals. There are some nice lyrics
too, Eric apologising for being 'backward ain coming forward' and again
admitting that, 'SSSSilly Love' and 'I'm Not In Love' style, that cliches
'won't cut it' compared to the depth of his feelings. This song needs a little
something else to make it truly stand out though - a middle eight or a solo or
something. Find it on: 'Tenology' (2012) and the CD
re-issue of 'Ten Out Of Ten'
While Stewart is lamenting over his
past, Godley and Creme are predicting the future on [ ] 'Welcome To Breakfast Television', the art concept B-side to 'Save
A Mountain For Me'. It's a superior version of the sing-songy tune from 'Joey's
Camel' from 'Ismism' but this time there is no escape - the new breakfast
television channel is there to hypnotise us into surrender instead. If this
song had been released in this day and age Godley-Creme would surely be
laughing at 'The One Show' because that's what they're really getting at here -
the stupidity of sticking things that don't fit together and then treating them
as wallpaper background television no one is watching anyway. 'It's been put together with money and love -
and only ten commercial breaks!' laughs Godley at one stage. perhaps best not
to remind the couple of how much breakfast telly they'll be doing to promote
their 'Goodbye Blue Sky' album in 1988...An odd track that's more like the
first two Godley-Creme albums; conceptually brilliant but a drag to listen to
with nothing really musical here. Find it on: the CD
re-issue of 'Birds Of Prey'
Non-Album
Recordings Part #13: 1983
[122]
'She Gives Me Pain' (B-side
of 'Feel The Love') is a return to the quirky instrumentals of the early 10cc
years - which is rather fitting given that we're getting near the end of days
now. Unfortunately, like those early singles, it all feels rather pointless -
surely this killer riff and nicely flowing chord changes could have been turned
into something really good with some lyric, any lyric! (Perhaps especially the
lyrics suggested by the intriguing title, which could fit with either the BDSM
vibe of 'Shock On The Tube' and 'Exclamation Marks!!!' or the heartbreak of the
songs on 'Ten Out Of Ten' and 'Windows In The Jungle'). Without them the track
sounds a bit 'so what?' and I can't shake off the nagging feeling that I've
spent more time writing about this track than the band did making it. Find it on: the CD re-issue of 'Windows In The Jungle'
(wow, there's actually a CD version of 'Windows', I still can't believe it!)
[123] 'The Secret Life Of Henry' is very nearly the last
thing 10cc released pre-break up, on the back of the flop single 'Food For
Thought' (though the very final release was an edit of '24 Hours' with a repeat
of 'Dreadlock Holiday' on the back). It's a fitting end, characteristically
ambitious, gut-wrenchingly moving and quite funny in a sad sort of a way. The
track sounds as if it was very much intended for the 'Windows In The Jungle'
LP, starting off with the same jungle/birdsong/footsteps sound effects and
following a similar message to '24 Hours'. A sleepy couple of Erics open their
windows to greet a 'brand new day', still very much asleep, with the echoes of
their dreams and what their life could be flickering through their sleepy heads
as man and wife kiss each other goodbye and head for work. Suddenly a minute in
we get a manic, ugly guitar riff that rushes us off to work and tells the tale
of poor Henry, a typically hapless character for whom everything goes wrong.
The pace is non-stop and Henry never gets time to reflect on what, as a human
being, his duty should be (his dreams and what he can offer life), instead of
what, as an employee, he's made to offer. Henry is 'schizophrenic', pulled in
two between his dreams and his nightmare reality and he gets worse, turning
grumpy when he reads the paper, grabbing the glory and trying to 'crucify you'
at work and looking up his secretary's skirt. Pushed to the point of
desperation by ten years of monotony with no promotion, he sits in the bar
dreaming about the day he can run off with the company's money but the time
ticks away in the bar and he forces himself to rush back to work in a mad
panic, worried about being late. A furious guitar-saxophone duel, similar to
the one on 'The Anonymous Alcoholic', drives the song forward before a similar
finale where he passes out, drunk, on the office floor. It's a life-changing
moment - and yet you get the feeling that it's happened before, most days in
fact. 'Hello darling, how's your day been?' croons one of the Erics to the
other. 'Can't complain dear' he replies, knowing he's trapped, 'Same as usual!'
while the birds of his dreams call softly in the background. A much under-rated
song, even for this period of 10cc, this is a stunning way to say goodbye, at
least the first time round. Find it on: the CD
re-issue of 'Windows In The Jungle' (1983)
Non-Album
Recordings Part #14: 1984
Everybody knows 'Under My Thumb'
'Wedding Bells' and Cry', but nobody except the really committed Godley-Creme
fans know about the single released in the middle, 'Golden Boy'. This, dear readers, is one of the greatest tragedies
in the book, because while the other singles are great this flop single is
their masterpiece. It's everything the pair have been working towards and
trying to make their own for so long - progressive use of cold synthesisers
back when they were still new, a gorgeous warm emotional lyric over the top
mixing jealousy and fate and a terrific use of guest stars such as the backing
singers who both soothe and taunt Kevin Godley's heartbroken narrator. Like a
lot of the best Godley-Creme songs (their joint work anyway, if not their 10cc
stuff) it's a defensive song about being passed over for somebody everyone else
thinks is better, brighter and more talented while the duo do everything they
can to prove 'them' wrong. Usually in the hands of Godley and Creme this turns
into anger (see 'Punchbag' and 'Wide Boy' especially), but this song is more
like a sad trial run for the later 'Cry'. Godley is off in the corner, watching
the great love of his life throw her love away on 'the great pretender' and
wondering why she doesn't feel 'pins and needles' from him when he loves her so
much more than the clearly acting 'Goldenboy'. The chorus of harmonies falling
sighs on the simple chorus 'Goldenboy', which cries itself to sleep, is one of
the prettiest moments in the Godley-Creme catalogue even though the song is an
ugly one, about jealousy and coming off second best. The angry stabbing Creme
synthesisers are perfectly cast too, defensive rather than aggressive and
howling empty threats of things to come that the girl just ignores. Even though
the song has the backing girls warn 'all that glitters isn't gold', you know
she'll never listen and that her true love will be watching it fall apart just
as he said it would. A remarkably song,
more from the heart than the brain compared to most Godley-Creme releases, which
together with a stunning video (in which a video literally 'plays' the song via
a moving 3D hologram projection, which by 1985 standards was even more mind-bogglingly
creative than 'Cry') is arguably the pair's masterpiece whatever the sales
figures say. Sadly most fans only know it as a bonus track on the end of the generally
unlistenable 'History Mix' CD and most people don't get that far. 'My Body The
Car' was the B-side by the way. Find it on: 'History
Mix Volume One' (CD Re-Issue)
Over on the Graham Gouldman side of the
10cc multiverse, Wax were making their aborted debut under the name 'World In
Action'. Taking the 'Hotlegs' view that eventually one of these songs would be
a hit, Graham and his new writing partner Andrew Gold kept releasing singles
until one of them - 'Ball and Chain' - finally started doing well. To be honest
you can see why the soppy poppy 'Don't Break My Heart' didn't chart. The drums are the loudest
thing on the record and the track is low on subtlety with Gold singingan OTT
lead vocal, while the lyrics aren't exactly original (they basically boil down
to 'be nice to me because I love you and we had a great kiss last night'). The
walking melody is rather cute though. Find it on:
the 1998 Wax rarities compilation 'commonknowledge.com'
The Gouldman-Gold sequel was the more
memorable is equally unoriginal 'Victoria', released under the name 'Common Knowledge'. One of the
better songs from an entire debut album that got shelved, it's like a first
try-out for Wax's stunning 'Marie Claire', a track about a feminine heroine who
is ignored by everyone else. The narrator says Victoria has been 'good' and
'bad' to him but he's willing to give her a second chance because he only wants
to do good by her. It's a shame the band had to invite what sounds like a
complete kitchen sink of effects that rather distract the ear on what is at
heart a sweet and simple song and this song is so 1980s it hurts modern ears,
in every way possible. There's a sweet song in here somewhere though and it's
not too much a stretch to imagine this song becoming a hit and Wax choosing to
stick with the name 'Common Knowledge'. Find it on:
the 1998 Wax rarities compilation 'commonknowledge.com'
Non-Album
Recordings Part #15: 1985
Released as the B-side of a remixed
'Golden Boy', 'Light Me Up!'
is the song that can be heard as the basis for the 'Wet Rubber Soup' bit of
Godley-Creme's 'History Mix' and thus shares the rather unusual distinction of
the extended, messed-around version being far more common than the original. A
Motown/soul parody high on the innuendo stakes with Godley's love a burning
cigarette, this is a lesser 'Wedding Bells' but it does feature some
interesting, umm, colouring: an ugly six note synth riff, a lit cigarette and
backing singers brought to a climax of orgasm several times across the song
(you can hear this much more on the 'History Mix' version where the screams
lead into a killer live version of 'Second Sitting For The Last Supper'. Though
far from Godley-Creme at their best, this track may well be Godley-Creme at
their most, well, Godley-Creme: it's the one song from their canon that mixes
the atonal art school vibe and their commercial Motown ear. You wish the band
had concentrated on one over the other though - the two together just don't
mix. Find it: as a CD bonus track on 'The History
Mix Volume One'
[
] 'Love Bombs' was
the even more unlistenable B-side to 'Cry'. The track sounds like 'Neanderthal
Man' on speed, with lots of thrashing wild percussion and sound effects and not
much of a tune while Godley murmurs random words over the top ('Can't get it...Can!')
before a whole room full of people suddenly call 'Love Bombs!' It's not a patch
on the sexy, sultry, comedy vibe of 'Babies' and really isn't worth your time
tracking down (it's one of the few tracks in this book not to have appeared on
CD) but would have been hailed as a masterpiece if someone like Madonna had
released it. Find it on: 'Cry' (the original single)
Non-Album Recordings
Part #16: 1988
Godley-Creme's final LP 'Goodbye Blue
Sky' was their biggest concept work of all, about the destruction of the world
to the sound of a million mouthorgans and a doo-wop quartet. The B-sides taken
from the album singles, though, have a very different vibe andare clearly
individual songs that didn't fit rather than bits of the concept that got
chopped off. 'Rhino Rhino' is the funniest and perhaps the
most 10cc of all the duo's post-band songs, telling the sweet tale of the title
character and the 'two tonnes of hay' he eats every mealtime as he decides to
wander off down a main road. Mankind, for all their supposed technological
superiority, can't move him for love or money (or hay). The backing is as suitably
dense, strong and stubborn as the animal, while Godley indulges in some fine
vocal acrobatics, clearly having fun compared to the intensity of the main
album sessions. You can tell why this didn't make the album, but in truth it's
way more fun than the too-earnest A side. Find it
on: 'A Little Piece Of Heaven' (original single)
Oddly the debut single's other 'freebie'
was [ ] 'Bits Of Blue Sky', a selection of ten second long
extracts from 'Goodbye Blue Sky' strung together. This was the first time most
fans would have heard the record and it doesn't really leave them much reason
to buy the whole thing as most of the key 'plot points' of the album are here.
It kinds works as a mini-update to the 'History Mix' though and doesn't cause
quite the same sense of dizzyness with tracks rammed on top of each other when
they clearly won't fit, although if you own the album (and if you don't you
should) then this is pointless. Bizarrely this compilation was revived for the
Godley-Creme 'Images' compilation, even though none of the actual songs from
the record made the album. Find it on: 'A Little
Piece Of heaven' (original single) and 'Images' (1993)
[
] 'Hidden Heartbeat'
is one last encore for the gizmo which backs a typically period-glossy love
song that finds Kevin on fine voice. Godley so wants his love to hear what he's
trying to say and the hidden messages in his words with his loved one and adds
a 'hidden heartbeat' to every word he sends. The middle changes though -
presumably he's got a response by now and sighs 'there's no hidden heartbeats
there'. By the last verse things have gone wrong but he still feels love and a
'hidden heartbeat' when he thinks of his loved one. Though the track is missing
that wonderful Godley-Creme originality, it's a far better 'pop song' than 'A
Little Piece Of heaven' and features just enough aggression to avoid becoming
too soppy, thanks to a churning Lol guitar solo and a relentless drum pattern
that sounds like a heart running a little bit too fast. Find it on: '10,000 Angels' (original single)
Non-Album Recordings
Part #17: 1992
[ ] 'Man With A Mission' fits in completely with the
parent 'Meanwhile...' album - it's an ugly song using ugly synthesisers about
an ugly character playing power games sung by Eric in an ugly variation on his
usual voice. However, unlike a good three-quarters of that record, it sounds as
if Eric is genuinely enjoying himself and he pours a lot more energy into the
lead than most of the album. His guitarwork is pretty funky too, although he's
outshone by a grungy Graham Gouldman part and some classic backing vocals
between the two old friends who have rarely sounded more together (while,
ironically, in real life never growing further apart). There's a fine harmonica
solo too which sounds like it's wondered in from Godley-Creme's 'Goodbye Blue
Sky' LP (where you can't move for stray harmonica solos all the way through).
At first the lyric starts off as a man who has everything, but the trouble with
climbing your way to power is that other people want to climb over you and Eric
warns his character not to get too comfy on his throne and to 'open your eyes'.
While no classic not bad either, considering the vintage - 'Meanwhile...' is
long overdue a CD re-issue and when and if there is one this track more than
deserves to be on it somewhere. Find it on: 'Woman In Love' CD single (1992)
[
] 'Don't' is
Graham's only lead vocal across the whole of the 1992 album sessions, so it
seems a bit cruel to relegate it to B-side status. In truth though this sloppy
and rather boring love song is more like a 'Wax' song than a 10cc one, with its
twinkling poppy keyboards and comedy 'don't!'s shouted every other line. Only
the reggae makes it sound like a 10cc song and to be honest the watered-down
10cc brand of reggae is a good decade past it's sell by date by now. Still,
Graham's in good voice - on the lines where he isn't drowned out by the backing
chorus - and his cry of denial everytime he fears his lover is about to walk
away from him does make for a neat sequel to 'I'm Not In Love'. Find it on: the 'Welcome To Paradise' CD single (1992)
[
] 'Lost In Love'
is more like it! Eric returns to the turbulence of his love-life in the early
1980s as he sings about being in too far with an intense relationship and
struggling to fight his way to the surface. The narrator keeps on swimming
forward though, knowing that the couple just have to be 'together' despite the
new waves of grief and disputes that keep coming. You could argue that the
lyric is as much about Eric and Graham as between a couple though and taken in
that light sounds as if it's being sung through gritted teeth - the pair are
tied together forever even though they've gone in two very different
directions. The poppy chorus is less
impressive than the more soulful verse and the pretty middle eight, but no
matter - Eric's equally gritty vocal and guitar get the band out of trouble.
The real mystery isn't why the narrator keeps trying to swim while he's
drowning (fighting on against the odds is a tradition for 10cc characters after
all) but why this fine and expressive (albeit noisy) song didn't make it onto
the parent album either when it's second only to 'Shine A Light In The Dark'.
The original CD single is hard to find nowadays but then so is the album -
again, a re-issue with this on the back sometime would be great. Find it on: the 'Welcome To Paradise' CD single (1992)
Non-Album
Recordings Part #18: 2004-2007
With Eric and Graham apparently not
speaking after the 1990s reunions, the 10cc fandom was awash with theories
about which of the 10cc partnerships could work together next. Eric and Lol
seemed a likely bet, given that they were in-laws and had kept up regular
contact with each other and that between they had written quite a few of the
band's biggest hits. Instead it was the pair of Mockingbirds, Graham and Kevin,
who surprised everyone by teaming up out of nowhere and releasing a half-dozen songs
exclusively via their website (although a couple did later turn up at the end
of the 10cc compilation 'Greatest Hits and More' in 2006). When asked why they'd
got back together again, Graham said that he'd put the exact same reason to
Kevin when he rang up out of the blue, but his answer 'just to see if we can'
was all he needed to rekindle a forty-year-old friendship. As Godley noted,
despite being the oldest pairing in 10cc they'd worked together the least of
any songwriting partnership in the band
(except for Graham and Lol) with just 'Iceberg' and 'The Sacro-Iliac' to
their credit before this. As things turned out the fans weren't too thrilled
with the rather ordinary, poppy songs (which sounded more like the poppier end
days of Godley-Creme twinned with Wax rather than the 'Consequences meets Ten
Out Of Ten' style everyone was hoping for) and the collaboration fizzled out,
with a promised second batch of songs - due circa 2011 - never materialising.
This was clearly an older, maturer Godley and Gouldman and you miss the unique
spirit and laughs of the old years, with most of these songs meant to make you
cry instead. But just as with Eric's songs about tears on the 1980 10cc
records, there's a pathos and poignancy here that's deserving of your time,
even if the songs aren't what you might have been expecting. You sense, too,
that it was good fun for the duo who
overcame the problems that caused the original split back in 1976 and gave both
men something they'd been missing during the past decade or so of working solo
- Kevin really missed Lol, probably more than he let on, and needed someone
with a musical brain to turn his lyrics into songs; for his part Graham was
always happier as a team player and having Godley back in the touring band as
well (albeit temporarily) boosted his claim on posters that he was '10cc'. Though
a minor part of the 10cc canon, without the wordplay and originality of old, if
you treat these handful of songs like a bonus feature after a great career
you'll still get something out of them and both Kevin and Graham were still in
great voice.
Arguably the most impressive of the new
songs, 'Beautifulloser.com'
is a moving piano ballad that features the first time Kevin sang in his older,
deeper, wearier voice. Like many a Gouldman song in particular, it's a tribute
to a girl who overcomes obstacles who may well be the pair of singers themselves,
older and wiser, 'ringing the same bells they rang before'. The metaphor of the
door crops up, 'How Dare You!' style, as the girl tries to find an escape from
her narrow little life. Sadly all her optimism is replaced by a nervous
breakdown and she becomes just another sad story about the world being too
tough for the human condition on some website of similar stories. The best
couplet of the song comes next: 'The world got turning and we got into learning
how to be grown-up and tough and we all turned into doctors and lawyers and
stuff'. It's pretty, but very unlike anything 10cc had really done before and
at six minutes without a change anywhere is arguably a little too long. Find it on: the Godley-Gouldman website http://www.gg06.co.uk
and the 2006 10cc compilation 'Greatest Hits and More'
As the GG06 website puts it, 'Hotlegs
morph noisily into 10cc via self-medication, mutant primate and a Northern work
ethic'. A 'Neanderthal Man' for the 21st century, the proto-rap song 'Son Of Man' takes us through
a weird time-travelling story that tells the story of 10cc and it's unlikely
formation. The song starts out like the Bible with the Garden of Eden and ends
up with an abortion in a back-end London street as Godley struggled to
understand whether Hotlegs, the first version of 10cc, was born by fate or
accident and decides that it's a little of both. A deformed child is born 'into a world of
blues and bubblegum' instead, 'a test tube baby who made no sense' that happens
to be the 'Neanderthal Man' single: 'It wasn't music and it wasn't art but it
got to #2 in the charts!' The band get a holiday and a car out of it but the world
forgets them and moves on. An older Godley looks back on the unlikely event
with the confusion of a musician whose spent his entire career trying to be
that lucky again before moving on to the start of 10cc and the band's democracy
backing other acts ('They were joined at the heart, joined at the hip, working
on any old piece of shit!') 'It didn't come that easy and it didn't come that
fast' sighs Godley as 10cc try over and over again to hone their own style, so
different to anything else around at the time. A final atonal burst of 'Neanderthal
Man' and a short interview snippet from Graham then ends this odd alternate
history lesson, which could have been really something had it, you know,
sounded even a little like 10cc. The Graham Gouldman touring band usually use
this song as their 'warm-up act' nowadays, played over the speakers before they
hit the stage. Find it on: the Godley-Gouldman
website http://www.gg06.co.uk and the 2006 10cc compilation 'Greatest Hits and
More'
Johnny Don't Do It! 'Johnny Hurts' is a much
softer, kinder, heartfelt sequel to the band's original second single. Instead
of laughing at the misfit who dies a typically 1950s loner rebel death in a
biker death, Godley pays tribute to a confused teenager with a jumble of
emotions he was too young to understand. Perhaps returning to their own
childhood, GG06 tell us that Elvis was playing in the background as they talked
in the dark, their teenage struggles making them feel that 'the world might be
ending'. The backing track is a curious mis-mash of the worst from the 1950s,
1980s and 2000s with its stylised guitar, keyboard washed and hip-hop drum
effect which is a shame because the lyrics are quite sweet and make for a nice
'before and after' contrast between the early jovial 10cc and the more
empathetic, emotional band of later years. Find it
on: the Godley-Gouldman website http://www.gg06.co.uk
'Hooligan
Crane'
is an odd little song, by far the quirkiest song out the new batch and the most
like the Godley-Gouldman co-writes of earlier years. Godley recalling the first
time he meets a future important figure in his life 'when I was nine and you
were seventeen'. For a while this is another Godley song about being the 'punchbag'
for an older, cooler bully but the song sounds darker than that. The victim has
a dream that the bully has died from cancer (presumably all the cigarettes he
was smoking to look cool) and he pleads to the younger lad not to remember him
badly because he did turn over a new leaf and became a loving husband. There's
a final verse where one or the other (or both?) escape their slum backgrounds
by driving a crane into the heart of the school that tormented them both. 'It's
not right, it's not good and it's not fair' sighs Godley, before he gives in to
the inevitable and admits that good and bad alike are afraid of dying, though
only the bad are afraid of 'coming back'. Like 'Johnny' (both versions) this is another misunderstood
rebel come good, but the song is hard to grasp and Godley barely leaves a break
between the verses and choruses that just keep on coming until your head spins.
Find it on: the Godley-Gouldman website http://www.gg06.co.uk
The most straightforward of the six new
songs, 'The Same Road'
is a pop song with an irritating 1980s Wax keyboard-drum sound as Godley croons
about trying to work out if he and another are heading in the same direction or
'nowhere fast'. He may be singing about Lol here on this tale of two friends
who used to be so close but now have different priorities and have taken each
other for granted. A high-pitches Godley falsetto even sounds a little like
Creme now that Kevin's voice has dropped a little. The song then branches out
into the tale of a city where everyone is anonymous and is filled 'with a
million weary souls shooting for the moon'. It's all so sad, as the lyrics pout
it, so why goes the melody insist on being so intensely cheerful? It looks like
Godley and Gouldman were going in different directions too on the same song. Find it on: the Godley-Gouldman website http://www.gg06.co.uk
The best thing about [ ] 'Barry's Shoes' is the very Godley-ish drum sound whose raw and
slightly off-beat power makes this song instantly more memorable than the
others with their drum machines. Graham actually gets to sing on this one too
and the two singers' voices go well together so it's a shame they didn't work
together more. Lyrically this is a teenage Godley talking about his expensive
new footwear during a time in his life when 'shoes are more important than
God!' Kevin becomes close with a boy with shoes he envies, but the shoes are a
'gateway drug' to a life of rcime and rebellion - or sagging off school at any
rate - and the young lad's heart is broken when his friend stops turning up to
hang in the park. Sadly by the end of the track the lyrics have just become a
list of various unlikely trainers ('crystal meth shoes?!') but there is at
least a great roaring guitar solo in this one that's very Eric Stewartesque and
Godley is in the best voice out of the six songs. Find
it on: the Godley-Gouldman website http://www.gg06.co.uk
A NOW COMPLETE LIST OF 10cc ARTICLES TO READ AT ALAN’S ALBUM
ARCHIVES:
'Thinks...School Stinks!' (1970)
http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/news-views-and-music-issue-36-hotlegs.html
'10cc' (1973) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2010/11/news-views-and-music-issue-80-10cc-1972.html
'Sheet Music' (1974) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2011/12/news-views-and-music-issue-125-10cc.html
'The Original Soundtrack' (1975) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2009/05/news-views-and-music-issue-32-10cc.html
'How Dare You!' (1976) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/10cc-how-dare-you-1976.html
'Deceptive Bends'
(1977) http://www.alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/10cc-deceptive-bends-1977.html
'Bloody Tourists' (1978) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2008/07/review-73-10cc-bloody-tourists-1978.html
‘Look, Hear (Are You Normal?)’ (1980) http://www.alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/10cc-look-hear-are-you-normal-1980.html
'10 Out of 10' (1981) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2008/07/review-80-10cc-10-out-of-10-1981.html
'Windows In The Jungle' (1983) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2008/07/review-86-10cc-windows-in-jungle-1983.html
'Meanwhile' (1992) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/10cc-meanwhile-1992.html
'Mirror Mirror' (1995) http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.nl/2016/09/10cc-mirror-mirror-1995.html
Pre-10cc: 1965-1973, A Guide to Mindbenders, Mockingbirds and Frabjoy and
Runciple Spoon!
The sidetrips of Godley
and Crème 1977-1988 https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/07/10cc-side-trips-of-kevin-godley-and-lol.html
Non-Album Songs Part One
1972-1980 https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/07/10cc-non-album-songs-part-one-1972-1980.html
Non-Album Songs Part Two
1981-2006 https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/07/10cc-non-album-songs-part-two-1981-2006.html
Surviving TV Clips, Music Videos and Unreleased Recordings https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/10cc-and-godley-creme-surviving-tv.html
Solo/Wax/Live/Compilation
Albums Part One 1971-1986
https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/10cc-solocompilationlivewax-albums-part.html
Solo/Wax/Live/Compilation Albums Part Two 1987-2014 https://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/10cc-sololivecompilationwax-albums-part.html
Landmark Concerts and Cover Versions http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2018/07/10cc-five-landmark-concerts-and-three.html
10cc Essay: Not-So-Rubber
Bullets http://alansalbumarchives.blogspot.com/2018/06/10cc-essay-not-so-rubber-bullets.html
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